Jack and Jill

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Jack and Jill went up a hill and Jack became a father.
Jill fell down and broke her crown when Jack found someone hotter.




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Jack and Jill went up the hill, but the hill wasn't very flat.
Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill said 'you know you can claim for that.'
We were born to be amazing.



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