The Hokey Pokey (Remixed)

The Hokey Pokey
Nokey Lokey
Mockey Tokey

Monkeys on the wall
Why you fall?
You're not that tall, come on let's rall

Ball, ball
No one's ball
Shoot in the basket
Livin' in a casket

Gonna take a leaky
Outta' my keeky
Sneaky, treeky, peeky
Sometin' wrong with my reeky teeky

Don't critiquey, dis' not a poem
Just something to freakin' show em'

I can't rap, but I can tap
Rap, rap, on the cap
Cap, cap, on the rap

Homey lomely
Can you comey?
Jo me, Ho me, what the hell?

Ring my bell If you wanna go far
Ting my jell if you wanna eat tar

I can Rhyme, yes me rhyme words
words and birds and turds and herds

What da ponies doin?
What the turtles doin?
What everyone doin?

Pot, pot, clean the pot
Please, oh please just don't do pot.

Hot, hot , I'm so damn hot
Just lick it if your really that hot.

Oh, yes, yes, Jess, Jess
Who is Jess I jus' don' know

no,no, I stupped my toe
No not stubbed, I stupped my toe

This is my story
My grandma's Loury
Boring, Boring, is what you are!

Chicka, Chicka, Licka, Licka
Anyone can rhyme humps with lumps!

Chumps, Chumps, I don't got time
Just give da' money and we all be fine

I ain't a gangsta, cuz I ain't a wangster
Flanking, stanking, eat some pork.

You a dork, lorkey fork
Don't eat nothing if you don't got a stomach, and a lomach and stuff you don't want bo domach.

About 67% of dis is not real words
Hey, guess what, buffalo travel in herds

Dis damn thing is getting too long,
just walk away and snap dat thong!

(If I offended anyone then send me 20 dollars by check or money order)

Very... PINAPPLE! yeah its like that. "reached back like a pimp and slaped the hoe! boys in the hood..." *hums
I think it shuold be a rap.

You didn't offend me. Simply bored me.

It sounds as if it would be hilarious rapped. In fact, it sounds like a parody of 50 cent, yo?

Sorry. Well, it was an amusing read, as I could imagine it with a beat. But as a poem...it's quite off the wall (though not a poem, right? No critique-y?) (Not offended; perhaps vaguely nonplussed.)

Sometimes things are funny, sometimes they are annoying.
Right now I feel very dry on laughter.

sheesh, you don't have to read it if you don't want to.........I just felt bored and wanted to write something dumb, so MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

and xanthan gum, drink some laughter juice and you will be fine

Bored somewhat?!?!?!? I thought it was pretty funny, so did everybody when i was sitting here kinda half singing it....turned a few heads!