Totally unsuspicious thread that happens to be here.

Mwa hahahahaaaaa

World domination plans blue print!


Write your fool proof plan about how you dominate the world and the next to post looks for loop holes.




p.s forgot to add....If you can't find loop holes.Admit defeat and write your plans down. If there are loop holes then go on to pla b ...and so on.If you reach z(You're a horrible planner you go on with numbers)


Incase your plan doesn't seem to have loop holes you get to write another plan starting afresh from 'A'

Yayy!! I want in ^u^

Plan A)


step 1:Kidnap all the cows in the worlds and replace the world's milk with white water.
Step 2: The world will be in agony after suffering drawbacks from milk.
step 3: Wait for around...A decade.By that time bones will be frail
step 4: Attack the kingdoms by breaking them down with my mighty strength


It's fool proof!! Any loop holes?

Since all the cows will be together it would take one to get sick and they'd all die ^^ Then your troops would be just as frail. ^^''

1) Start riots in all the major contries via the internet (Crowds are easy to control)
2) Push them til they go against each other ^^

p.s forgot to add....If you can't find loop holes.Admit defeat and write your plans down. If there are loop holes then go on to pla b ...and so on.If you reach z(You're a horrible planner you go on with numbers)


Incase your plan doesn't seem to have loop holes you get to write another plan starting afresh from 'A'

By starting riots people just get hurt but police can still control them by using calming drugs.Plus your plan doesn't exactly say you'll dominte the world.



Plan B)

Control all the animals in the world and use them to scare people. The scared people will do what I say if they don't wanna get eaten by lions.

the world will be under my control!!

Humans are animals. You might as well jump straight to world domination ^^]

How will you get control of the Animals??
I think you should move onto plan c!

Plan c

1) Hijack all the hoses in the world
2) Declare yourself ruler of the world
3) If anybody dares object, turn the hoses on them and water them to death or until the give in and follow you. Then go all Voldemort on people and kill all those who you don't like!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAAAHhhAHHAHAHHAHA

Evilnesss at it's height!!!

How are you going to take all of the hoses in the world? Plus, you can't really do the avata kadavra spell in real life, it would be a little trickier than that. Also, I would think if you started killing people randomly you would have an uprising on your hands...

Plan d
1. create a triumvirate with your friends to contol all 3 branches of government.
2. convince enough people in the legislative branch to allow the president (you) full control of the military.
3. DFraft people into the army until you have enough troops to take over mexico and canada.
4. continue doing this until your troops are too numerous to count and then fight all of the other countrys that are left
5. begin ruling the world
- this plan was partially stolen from a friend- 1 of the triumverate