Name thread!

So I was on chat, and we started discussing Urban Dictionary. We all looked up our names, real and fake. Some were HILARIOUS, some were truthful, and others were waaaay off the mark! So I'm curious to see what everyone else gets!

http://www.urbandictionary.com

Also, post what your name means, like the "offical" derivatives and such, and/or what you think your name means!

Here, I'll give you an example!

Epicdonkalous

1. Epic:
An overly used word thats getting totally out of hand.
Used WAY to much.

2. Epic: Being unusually large, powerful or wonderful. On a grander scale than the modified word would otherwise imply.
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1. Donk:
a very round, attractive ghetto syle booty

2. Donk:
A pipe/plank-sound, that is used in Bouncy/scouse house/NRG music. Hearing this sound in a piece of music, one can easily recognise the genre of music it is.
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1. Lous:
louse. meaning to be. rediculous. over exagerate. immature, incorrect, silly or rude.

So, I'm a really great round ghetto butt that's lousy.

Though, a user on here, Monica, said this username in Greek meant really great person or something I forgot. It is just a word I made up a while back. xDDD

So post guys, I want to know!

Okay. *breathes*

I gotta let y'all know, in this thread, my name is NOT Sol.

But anyway... Lol.

Valeria:
"A sweet, good looking, intelligent girl, who is always busy, but know when to have fun, and enjoy a good time. trustworty, and always there for you. the one person you want to meet before you die."

My other nicknames, Solvy, Solvaly, Solvyalvy, Lyria... don't exist. xD

And, all my other nicknames... have a bad reputation on the Urban Dictionary. No joke. -.- (Like Sol, Solly, Vale... yup.) So I won't talk about that subject.

Well the definition for Valeria is accurate! <3

The
A common mispelling of teh.

Marauder
1. A raider or Barbarian

Bandit
A thief
Someone who steals, then rides away
Drive by kisses and midnite smooches

(Yes, cause these all fit me so well xD)

1) Italian

'italian, proud honest valued good people , the best food in all the land and have the worst temper imaginable. do not fuck with us. "salute" to any other italians reading this.'

Hell yes bro

'and to all you fake italians or italian haters that say italians eat dominos and chef boy ardee
no italian would ever...ever..ever eat that crap.. '

HELL YES BRO.

2) Illuminist

'a neo-communist or neo-nazi
neo-hippies are expansionist imperialists warmongering dictators who dont see borders or believe in national sovereignty because they see the whole world as theirs , as a NEW WORLD ORDER!!'

Er. Wut.