The Quotes Battle

Basically, one person posts a quote, saying who said it (maybe linking if the quote isn't believable), the person under that replies to it with another quote. We might be seeing some great new sigs, to boot.

Such as:

User 1: "Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change." - Confucius
User 2: "Change is the law of life" - Kennedy

Here I go:

"The end justifies the means"
- Machiavelli

“Like crying wolf, if you keep looking for sympathy as a justification for your actions, you will someday be left standing alone when you really need help.”
― Criss Jami

"All alone! Whether you like it or not, alone is something you'll be quite a lot."
-Dr Seuss

"Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'"
-Homer Simpson

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it."-Somerset Maughan

Spoiler

"Even Count Chocula, Grampa Munster and Count Van Count are better vampires than Edward Cullen." -DarthEquus