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What would the world look like if you ruled it? Tell me! I don't care how long it is (just for the love of my eyes, please don't make it a million paragraphs long) Tell me how the world would end up under your complete control. I'll tell you mind first.

The world would most likely fall into chaos. I'd have a giant kingdom with an army of rabbits (they can be very scary you know) and an island full of zombies that will barf up rainbows. The sun will magically have a giant smiley face upon it's surface and it will forever be smiling down upon the burning cities and raging zombies. No, not all cities will be filled with zombies and fire, I will have paradise where China USED to be. Paradise filled with rivers of wine (man made of course) and pools and lakes filled with clear fresh water. There will be banquets and balls and dinners and parties and EVERYONE will have something there that will make it pleasurable for them to stay in paradise. Believe me. . . this wasn't my first thought of what I'd do with the world.

So... Under my rule, all wars will be replaced with official Battlefield 2 matches, all countries would unite into one single society, Nate will become my personal advisor, insanely huge projects (a temple dedicate to me that can be seen from space, personal planes, teaching through telepathy etc.)will be undertaken, NO HOMEWORK, cats will be worshipped, Cthulhu will be appointed as the mascot of the earth, there will be no discrimimation/violence, the universal language will become either German or Chinese, there will be no useless t.v. shows and, most importantly, I will be able to do whatever I want!

Hm...

For me, everyone will do exactly what I say. I will not allow anyone to go to war, so I will not need armies. There will be no racism, sexism, false judgement, etc. And if you ever do preform these there will be this pink bunny...called BunnyKun...that will follow you around for the rest of your life if you break that law. Whenever you're walking the streets everyone will know you broke the law because BunnyKun will be following you and taunting you. Yes, BunnyKun is sort of like jail.
There will be no murders, bullying, littering, or overusing power. We shall plant a tree whenever we cut one down and everyone will be treated equally. There will be no need for presidents and kings, since, you know, I'm in power . Each child will be asked what they want to be when the grow up, and when they finish school they shall be given the job they want. They don't have to worry about it being scarce. I will make it possible.

Oh, and plus, if you ever break a law online, BunnyKun will appear on your screen and will forever dance...you won't be able to use anything on your computer because he's in the way.

Yeah, it would be awesome.

You mean this guy?

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Omgyes.

That's the best BunnyKun I've seen.

If I ruled the world....
I would make the world as fun for everyone, but first I'll deal with world isssues that are killing the planet(There's no use ruling over a dying planet). Poverty won't be a problem anymore. The continentss will be seperated. one for computer and electronic funess. another for adventure stuff. another for movies and books. another for...and so on and so forth. (the continents fun attractions will be decided on by my peeps. thnen we vote...but if no one votes for at least one thing I voted for...I will still get it by taking out the 7th voted for... unless it makes the people sad...
Countries like Japan will be made of bouncy soft stuff. That way when earthquakes come theres only fluffy soft stuff crushing you.
I will try to make there be rivers of soda! and other beverages..
The continents will have a little bit of everything fun combind but the dominate thing it what the cintinent is known for.
......My ideas go on and on. I'll just stop here.

If I ruled the world the Illuminati would love me forever

I don't know hat would happen if I ruled the world. I never really thought about it. Ideally, everything would be as perfect as it could get . But realistically, it would be a disaster.

...I'll think about this and get back to you.