One day I was walking down the street. "hi" said a person I couldn't see. I turned to a house. "come in" it seemed to say. I walked a way. Houses couldn't talk. All of a sudden a bullet pierced through my head. If only I listened to that house
One day I was mounting on my huge green-horned white dragon, which is actually a duck but looks like a pig. Suddenly a green light appeared and I noticed it was Voldemort's nose which was shooting some kind of Avada Kedavra. It hit my dragon-duck-pig, and I fell with him onto the infinite darkness of the Kanto region.
I finally got to go skydiving one day, and as I was hundreds of feet in the air, my parachute wouldn't open. Lucky for me, I landed on a passing airplane. NOT lucky for me, that airplane was being hijacked by terrorists. But of course, I'm awesome, so I easily overtook their leader and locked the entire group in the bathroom. Also, because I'm awesome, I safely landed the plane (the pilot had been knocked out). So, I got a medal of honor from the president, and as I was walking down the street on my way home, a piano dropped on my head.
Lol funny death...I mean *clears throat* sorry for your most unfortunate awesome death.
One day I was reading a book...A great book if ya know what I'm saying *nods* Maybe you can tell me cuz I don't know what I'm saying. Anywaaaayzz. There was a huricane about to hit. I had to close my book and run, but it reached it's climax and I'm a curious person. My mom tied my hands together when she saw I wouldn't run. And dragged me to the basement. Along the way, Ninjas riding whitch brooms broke into the living room. They attacked my mom who then in defence took out a huge lazer beam gun twice her size. "Mom?" I asked wondering how she hid it. She took off her skin then I noticed a really ugly alien. Then she looked at me then laughed evily saying I wasn't her mommy...(Which didn't make sence. I think it was trying to say that it wasn't my mom? pffft Obviously I'm not blind ya know) I sighed and went back to the book, Juliet was going to propose to her dog/human guy who had super powers and what-nots , when suddenly the ninja dueled with the alien. "Could you guys take this outside? I'm trying to read here." I said not looking away from my book. Just as they were leaving the hurricane hit and I was flying in circles...still reading on about how the dig/human boyfriend bit her thigh. I went round and round. I think I passed by santa claus a couple of times, I was going to wave then I remmembered that day... He wasn't stopping by my place anytime soon.
Finally the hurricane took me to mexico where I landed with a thud. Thank goodness I was alive. I got up, dusted myself off then turned to my last page, but then...... THE HORROR! The last page was torn off! I cried the whole way home by foot. I didn't even notice that a sheep walking on two feet was leading the way. I was almost home when I tripped and fell into an abyss...which totally wasn't there seconds before. That was how It went.*nods* Or what I remember.
Mom:Wake up! Me: (Looks up through squinted eyes. evidently tired) Mom: Quick the hurricanes coming! Me: ugh! not again Mom: Whats that? Lets go now!
Here we go again.
Do the people think that they will be left to say, "We believe" and they will not be tried? (29:2)
Sorry zo, I didn't read all that but it must have been awesome...
I died of laughter. Simple. Why is a big, long story (see below):
Once upon a time there was a girl (me) who never smiled, laughed or even smirked. She was always sad. Her parents were very unhappy, seeing their daughter's gloomy face, and held a competition to make her laugh. The winner (aka whoever made her laugh) won fabulous prizes and lots of money. Many jesters, clowns and comedians from all over the world came but they could not make the girl laugh. Finally, there came a little boy who parodied the girl and it was so funny that the girl laughed and laughed and died laughing. The End.
How suckish was that?
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
People are made of places. They carry with them hints of jungles or mountains, a tropic grace or the cool eyes of sea-gazers. -EB
