"Wicked creatures are abroad"
said old man Leonard Gob
"monsters!" cred the child
"monsters are much more mild.
"Attorneys stock the day
lawyers are evil creatures in every way!
a briefcase is there weapon of preference
if they get you, you might be in for a life-long sentence
bloodthirsty malevolent beasts
they use human flesh for their feasts!"
With that the young boy
felt he had lost all joy
"please grandpa, stop," he would plead
"of sleep i am in great need!"
Leonard was content
and to bed his grandson went
And that is how to get children to sleep
lawyers will keep them from making a peep.
