Young Writers Society

I have two options for my proposal.

1. I propose we annoy them to death with Lawyers! or Mimes! or Talking Goats with one eye!
2. we dig underground and set termites on them, taking out their trees!

Option two seems like the better idea.

I propose we bake them many French Baguettes. Make them believe we are their friends. They'll invite us over for Russian Tea, and then FIRE ZE MISSILES.

Or something along those lines. I have my bakers ready as we speak.

Fellow invader of Russia, Lumi,
I have many Rolling pins that are capable of rolling out the Ural Mountains, but you can use them for your baguettes.
Actually keep the baguettes away from me. I have a habit of eating things I'm not supposed to ...

What of the Potato Peeling Unit?

The Potato-Peeling unit could sculp potatoes into spiky shapes to throw at the Russians!

@ Skorpionne

I second that motion!

@HomelessPorcupine, I third it! Anyway, I'm feeling impatient... I want to invade Russia!

Yes -- are the battle preparations almost complete?

Just tell me when we are in need of unicorns!

@Charlie, we are probably ready now Just have to wait for the 'Go' from Nate now...

Any role the Chatspeak Assassins could play?

Agent jaetwee: espionage division reporting.
After spending the last few weeks in Russia, those idiots have told me that they suspect war and have hidden five nuclear bombs in the YWS computer system. Act now or be destroyed. We also have a traitor among us!

Alright I am taking charge of the Main attack! Who's with me? We're going to start cutting down those trees to build us one of those wooden monkey things. This we shall use to infiltrate Moscow! I also propose that we need weapons. And some of those cucumber sandwich things.

Permission to transfer to the Western Front, honourary/honourable General?

I have some cutting remarks prepared with which to begin the tree-felling process!

General, sirma'am!

Ze bread will zoon be ready for ze sandwiches, but I fear zat, ironically, we import our cucumbers vrom Russia! The illogically short growing zeason makes for tastier cucumbers, and we can only provide the best for our troops! As zuch, I dare propose a cucumber reconnaizzance troop be dispatched post-haste!