Young Writers Society

Movie Parody

I took a few of my favorite scenes from movies and added a little twist

Enjoy

HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 2

(Harry and you know who fighting scene)

Harry: (slowly enters the scary woods)

Voldemort: (dramatically turns around) Ah Harry potter...come t-

Harry: (pulls out a gun and shoots at him)

*the woods fall silent*

Death Eaters: O-O (slowly back off)

Harry: Welcome to the 21s Century bitch!

FROZEN:

(Bringing Anna to the trolls scene)

Troll: there is darkness in your heart….fear will be your enemy.

Queen: So we should limit her contact with the outside world?

Troll: No y-

King: I know let's lock her up in her room for years not letting her contact with her sister and basically ruin her childhood.

Troll: No love loveeeee show her love.

Queen: I like that plan.

Troll: (Face palm)

THE WALKING DEAD (yes I know this is not a movie)

(Carl kills Shane scene)

Carl: (stares at the Shane zombie behind rick)

Rick: (looks at Carl confused)

Carl: (Stays silent the whole time without telling his dad about the zombie behind him, all while pointing a gun)

Rick: (holds out hand dramatically) Carl please.

Carl: (Fires Gun)

Rick: (flinches)

Zombie Shane: (Falls to the ground)

Paul (llamas with hats): Carrrrlll that kills people.

TWILIGHT

(Bella knows what Edward is scene)

Bella: I know what you are.

Edward: (says in a dramatic deep voice) Say it...out loud.

Bella: Gay

Edward: O-O

Jacob: (pops out of nowhere) Bae you said you wouldn't tell anyone.

TITANIC

(Jack's death)

Jack: don't let go.

Rose: I'll never let go.

Jack: (Clenches teeth)

Rose: You know there is clearly enough room for both of us on here -_-

Jack: You know you're right (Climbs onto raft with Rose)

Rose: Jack there's something I've been meaning to tell you.

Jack: What?

Rose: I think I'm pregnant.

Jack: O-O (jumps back into the water)

Rose: O o O Jack!

THE HUNGER GAMES

(Prim gets picked)

Effie: And now the time has come where we pick one of you poor, barely fed people to die a slow and painful death in the hunger games.

(Cricket sounds)

Effie: as usual ladies first (Reaches into glass bowl) PRIMROSE EVERDEEN

Katniss: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS NOT THIS YEAR BITCHES WOOOOOOHOOOO!

Prim: < - <

Katniss: > - > ……( realizes) O-O (sighs) -_- I volunteer as tribute.

Effie: It seems we have a volunteer.

All of district 12: (slowly raises middle finger)

THE HUNGER GAMES (second parody)

(the reaping)

Effie: Now the time has come to pick a young boy and girl to suffer a gruesome death for the entertainment of thousands of people (squeals)

(Cricket sounds)

Effie: (reaches inside glass bowl) Dickinsider!

Katniss: (snickers)

Effie: Is there a Dickinsider?

Prim and katniss: (Burst into laughter)

Effie: (annoyed) Come on is there so one here with Dickinsider?

Everyone: (dying of laughter)

Effie: THE PERSON WITH DICKINSIDER PLEASE STEP FORWARD! >:(

So that was just a few movies I parodied if you want more just give me suggestions on what should parody next.