Granted, however the wish malfunctions and it thinks you want humanity to be taken over by aliens and you are locked in your last class while it happens.
I wish I knew someone willing to play cards against humanity with me.
Self quoting is the key to sounding wise and all knowing.
Granted, but then you realize you are part of humanity.
I wish that chocolate was a vegetable.
I am a machine, but it's only skin deep. Once you break through the crust of my humanity, you'll find the soft clouds beneath. Just don't squeeze to hard, or I'll disappear.
Granted, and then you become a greedy foolish person and waste all of your inheritance and live in the slums.
Wish I had Hermes' boots.
I am a machine, but it's only skin deep. Once you break through the crust of my humanity, you'll find the soft clouds beneath. Just don't squeeze to hard, or I'll disappear.
'The Answer to the Great Question... Of Life, the Universe and Everything... Is... Forty-two,' said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm. — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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