Fortunately, they also buy the headache medicine, thereby stimulating the economy and creating job growth.
"I've got dreams like you--no really!--just much less, touchy-feeley. They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny on an island that I own, tanned and rested and alone surrounded by enormous piles of money." -Flynn Rider, Tangled
Fortunately the pancake granted the cookie monster super intelligence and he fixed the economy while making a low fat hi nutritional supplement for everyone to eat and left the recipe on his twitter for everyone to learn.
Well i feel the need to spin some new flavor into my writing so let's begin. ... ... aaaaand i got nada. Well writer's block is the worst. crank randomness to level eleven.
Fortunately, the president of the United States got stoned and accidentally launched all of our nukes at Russia, and they, due to mutually assured destruction, launched them at America and the pancakes were destroyed in the chaos!
"Often, the best way to improve is swallowing your ego and realizing you're a terrible writer in all aspects of writing, then working to improve it." -R.U.
Unfortunately, the world was already destroyed by the nukes. Fortunately, a small band of survivors were able to venture out of their fallout shelter and kill the pancakes.
"Often, the best way to improve is swallowing your ego and realizing you're a terrible writer in all aspects of writing, then working to improve it." -R.U.
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