CHARACTERS
Edward Cullen
Viagra Woman
Enter EDWARD
Picks up phone and dials the number from the TV
*ring, ring, ring*
RECORDING: Hello, you have reached the Viagra Hardline... Scuse me, HOTline. Wait just a few moments while we connect you to a server.
EDWARD....waits.
VIAGRA WOMAN: Hello, how may I help you? Have you tried our new tropical rush?
EDWARD: Yes, hello and... No.
VIAGRA WOMAN: (slightly faints from his 'dazzling' voice)
EDWARD: Helloooooo? Is anybody there? I must talk about my personal issues before I bite a pillow!
VIAGRA WOMAN: Oh, I'm sorry sir...you're voice...it's DAZZLING!! What is it that you wanted?
EDWARD: My name is Edward Cullen, and I have been hard for 90 years. It that a health issue? I mean, should I be concerned?
Silence.
FIN
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