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Make Up The Worst Possible Opening Line Ever



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Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:53 am
Jennafina says...



And after she did that, she went to the store.


^^^ How's that for badness?
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Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:12 pm
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Chrissy yawned and decided to go to sleep. Another boring day had just passed. Just like any other. Always the same, never ending. But did you know, dear readers, that she was about to get a miraculous change in her life when her aunt from the country came to stay?

Yeah, more than an opening. But I still loved making it up. :D
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Wed Nov 01, 2006 10:35 pm
David Guinness says...



John found the partially-broiled Dorito unacceptable fare; he would have rather visited the circus.


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Wed Nov 01, 2006 10:54 pm
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"Hi, my name is Griffinkeeper and if you don't like my story, I'll kill myself."

What better way to start a story than with a suicide threat?
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:34 pm
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"After a serene and productive day, she went to sleep and had nice dreams."

How's that for exciting?
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Fri Nov 03, 2006 1:41 am
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"Hi."

:wink:
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Fri Nov 03, 2006 3:40 am
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"Once upon a time there was a very interesting, smart, and funny knight who had many great adventures that would incite feelings in you such as excitement and awe for hours on end if I were to describe them; however, I'm going to tell you about a nameless peasant who loves to pick his filthy toenails."


How's that for a suckish opening? :D
  





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Fri Nov 03, 2006 3:52 am
luna_the_shiekah says...



" I can't do this anymore!" He screamed to the ceiling, putting a razorblade to his wrist.


Oh the emo-ness of it all.
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I cannot explain this
and I really don't want to
just call me shameless.

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Fri Nov 03, 2006 5:27 am
Wiggy says...



Go emos! :D

I liked that one about the knight. I really did. And OMG that was HILARIOUS!!!! about the John and dorito thing. Go randomness!!!!
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(Haven't read them all, but at the risk of repeating someone else...)

"This is the story of my death."

"A long time ago in another dimension..."

"In the dawn of the seventh age of the land of Grhbskalt, in the country Meklinstrdz, in the town of Zphlxev, on Drgindznidng street, lived a brave knight named George, renowned for his victories over the armies of Zxdthixlet the mighty dragon, who was to marry Susan on the following Dstavlday..." (Ditto for the couple being named Vredntjid and Mexladjorvine.)

"In a town somewhere in a country that could be anywhere..."
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Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:20 pm
Shafter says...



Miwaki, the one with all the Myxkizlisjielan names is one of my favorite worst opening lines yet!!! Anyway, here are a few more of mine:

"I love you," she said. "I love you, too," he said.

SPLAT!! The corpse landed on the sidewalk right in front of me.

The loveable character walked into the store and was immediately gunned down.

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Sun Nov 05, 2006 12:36 am
David Guinness says...



Quite.

:P
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Sun Nov 05, 2006 12:44 am
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"Interestingly enough, this story makes no sense except to me."
  





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Sun Nov 05, 2006 3:17 am
Wiggy says...



Cute, shaf. :D That was hilariously funny! lolz

"Time for tea!" the frilly-decked-out housemaid announced cheerily.
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Sun Nov 05, 2006 2:38 pm
chuff88 says...



How about commerical sell-outs?


"I did it!" I cried, tears running down my cheeks like the fully-posable fire engines in my Trash Toys playset, available at most major retailers for a shade over an extortionate price.
  








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