Chrissy yawned and decided to go to sleep. Another boring day had just passed. Just like any other. Always the same, never ending. But did you know, dear readers, that she was about to get a miraculous change in her life when her aunt from the country came to stay?
Yeah, more than an opening. But I still loved making it up.
"I will have to tell you, you have bewitched me body and soul..." --Mr. Darcy, P & P, 2005 movie
"You pierce my soul." --Cpt. Frederick Wentworth
"Once upon a time there was a very interesting, smart, and funny knight who had many great adventures that would incite feelings in you such as excitement and awe for hours on end if I were to describe them; however, I'm going to tell you about a nameless peasant who loves to pick his filthy toenails."
(Haven't read them all, but at the risk of repeating someone else...)
"This is the story of my death."
"A long time ago in another dimension..."
"In the dawn of the seventh age of the land of Grhbskalt, in the country Meklinstrdz, in the town of Zphlxev, on Drgindznidng street, lived a brave knight named George, renowned for his victories over the armies of Zxdthixlet the mighty dragon, who was to marry Susan on the following Dstavlday..." (Ditto for the couple being named Vredntjid and Mexladjorvine.)
"In a town somewhere in a country that could be anywhere..."
-Ki
"It's a truly rare man in this world, who can forgive those who hate him so easily from his heart. I wish they were all like you." - Old Man, KNF
"I did it!" I cried, tears running down my cheeks like the fully-posable fire engines in my Trash Toys playset, available at most major retailers for a shade over an extortionate price.
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