Excuses are good and all but since in ours school the desks are lined three by three. So when my teacher usually comes to check the homework i hide behind my friend who most probably has done the homework and then if my teacher asks me where my homework is I tell her that I'm getting it and keep digging in my bag. a few minutes of this and my teacher forgets about me. MWAHAHAHA
But just for the fun of it.
Teacher - Where is your homework
Me - what homework
Teacher - the homework i gave you yesterday
Me - You men you actually came to school on Sunday?
Teacher - Not Sunday yesterday was Tuesday
Me - You got your answer
Teacher - What answer?
Me - Didn't you ask me a question?
Teacher - Yes where is your homework
Me - Beep, The mobile you called is not responding. Please try again later.
Teacher - Stop toying
Teacher - Where is your homework
Me - i didn't do it
*By now the teacher is probably fed up*
Teacher - Why didn't you do it
Me - Well a funny story happened. You see yesterday evening as i finished my homework a monkey came into my house and took the homework. And then Frodo Baggins came into my house asking me to put on this strange gold ring and...
You get the point.
-- Who is not Insane one man ask, the answer being a fool. Are you Insane the same man asks, - "Oh yes!. The Mad Hatter being saner!"
Haha!
Oh my God, these excuses are absolutely WONDERFUL.
My turn to give it a go...
Teacher: Can I see your homework, please?
Me: Hm?
Teacher: Your homework.
Me: What about your homework?
Teacher: No, your homework.
Me: Yeah, what about your homework?
Teacher: No. Not my homework... I didn't have any homework last night. You did. Now where is it?
Me: Well, why didn't you have homework last night?
Teacher: Because I'm the teacher, not the student.
Me: So? Isn't it kind of hypocritical that you assigned us homework when you yourself has none?
Teacher: No. Now give me your homework.
Me: Well... you see, I did it, I swear, but you won't believe me why I don't have it.
Teacher: And why is that?
Me: Well, see, I was playing with my pet hedgehog last night and she kind of ate it.
Teacher: Your hedgehog.
Me: Yep! See! (Gets out picture) Her name is Lola. Isn't she adorable!?
Teacher: I don't believe you.
Me: Well its true! Here, do you want to call my mom and get confirmation? She was there when it happened.
Teacher: Yes.
Me: (Rummages through pockets) Ooh, sorry. Cell phones aren't allowed in class.
Teacher: (Absolutely fed up) Do you have your homework or not!?
Me: Yes, yes, yes, here it is. Jeez, calm down... (hands teacher homework).
Teacher: (Stares at homework, bewildered) Why didn't you just give it to me in the first place instead of wasting class time?
Me: Because I didn't have it done and I didn't want to give the class extra homework, so I stalled you while I was finishing it.
Teacher: (Sighs) Detention.
Yeah, one of my teachers, if one person doesn't do their homework, then that whole class gets extra homework for the night... oddly enough, he's the most favorite teacher out of all...
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