Young Writers Society

Long, long ago, longer ago than the War of Lythxenvaldwen, before the first Dwarves of Krunknimakkel had gone forth to mine jewels from the bowells of Mount Ubitinuknuk, a fair elven maiden name Astrefnimiminiwen pined and pined in a tall tower of Epsmettiblep stone, imprisoned by the evil sorceress Xmihatrifba, as she waited for her rescuer, who would be a poor farmboy from Swemimbwiffe who discovered an eery blue sword in the forest one night. His destiny shall be changed forever.

My hero!

"'Your rule of literary terror ends here!' the characters roared, as they slaughtered the writer at his keyboa;akjdaosidj...."

Lol, omg, this book right here, is TOTALLY the shiznit, fo sho nigga g.

Bob:

Genius XD.

Exactly what Sureal said. ^_^

What I am about to tell you will make you laugh and cry, for my story changed my life.

Alright everyone, this is going to be the last Harry Potter book, so I'm just gonna warn you all now - Harry's gonna die at the end.

Sureal, you crack me up.

"I'm getting tired of these fantasy stories, so my characters (The ones you will soon meet after I have explained their genealogy, home towns, likes, dislikes, lovers, exlovers, possible STDs they contracted while in love, reasons why they dislike the bad guy, what the bad guy has done to them personally, what they have against the world, what part of them will eventually change... [PRINTER: please come up with more ideas for me? How else can I tell my readers all they need to know before I let them meet said characters?] ) are going on a journey!"

Sureal, you crack me up.

Lilly woke up, and carried on with her morning routine, she was always very slow in the mornings, probably because she was tired, after she ate her breakfast, she went to work......

lol! I'm not the best at writing openings to stories!

As he stared at the newspaper, he felt a feeling of dread. Yes, it was dread he felt, a feeling of dread, that he felt as he stared at the newspaper.

(I was looking back over some old drafts of my story today. This isn't much exageration!)

ok here is my first attempt at a bad opening line
(just kidding mine are always bad!)

I bet you think that you have picked up a amzingly brilliant, fantasticly interesting, keeps you awake all night reading, can never put down, best book ever written. Well you havn't.

Saphira

The cows are very happy today.


Yeah I know, totally random.

"And first prize goes to Jack Harry!" cried the announcer as I barfed up my 54th chili dog beside him.

*shrugs*

Bob and Sureal, you both win the YWS best opening lines award!

"I am disinclined to believe you," stated Arlena seriously, "for I know, completely, totally, honestly, that you know that chimichangas are Mexican food, not American food."

It was a dark and stormy night when Fluffnugget the dog escaped into the uncaring, harsh world.