Aumrauth: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
Aumrauth: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand. *Lightning strikes Aumrauth* Aumrauth: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!
Aumrauth: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
Elias: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.
Elias: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them
Elias: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor. Aumrauth: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
Elias: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things. *Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder* Aumrauth: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.
Elias: *Gets down on one knee* Aumrauth: Oh my god, it’s finally happening. Elias: *Falls over* Aumrauth: The poison is kicking in.
"The artist deals with what cannot be said in words. The artist whose medium is fiction does this in words. The novelist says in words what cannot be said in words." --Ursula K. Le Guin
"The artist deals with what cannot be said in words. The artist whose medium is fiction does this in words. The novelist says in words what cannot be said in words." --Ursula K. Le Guin
"The artist deals with what cannot be said in words. The artist whose medium is fiction does this in words. The novelist says in words what cannot be said in words." --Ursula K. Le Guin
Nikolai, staring at the obviously skinless Raptor: What have you got there? Raptor: A smoothie
"The artist deals with what cannot be said in words. The artist whose medium is fiction does this in words. The novelist says in words what cannot be said in words." --Ursula K. Le Guin
Meant to add this as soon as y'all figured out Morrick was blind but here it is late
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"The artist deals with what cannot be said in words. The artist whose medium is fiction does this in words. The novelist says in words what cannot be said in words." --Ursula K. Le Guin
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