Mortimer's Magical Grocery Store
Somehow, you've ended up here. Where is here, exactly? It looks like... a grocery store, except there are unicorn horn shavings in one aisle and you think you just saw a couple of elves walking past. And of course, there's the strange Willy Wonka-like man who just strode in front of you and a motley crowd and clapped his hands.
"Welcome, one and all, to Mortimer's Magical Grocery Store! I am Mortimer, and I hereby challenge each of you to... drumroll please... a Grocery! Store! Cooking! Coooompetitioooon!!" Mortimer points at you all excitedly and dances a little jig. "Find five or fewer ingredients to make a dish out of... and once you all finish and are judged, the ultimate winner will win the ultimate prize: returning home!" He gestures at a portal at the end of one of the checkout lanes. It's guarded by an orc and a fairy, who each look terrifying in their own way.
"You all have sixty minutes on the clock. So ready... get set... goooo!!" Mortimer grins maniacally at you all, then leans forward and lowers his voice. "Just a final tip-- do watch out for the carnivorous carrots." He steps back and smiles, then snaps his fingers. "Okay, toodles!" With that, Mortimer disappears in a cloud of cabbage-scented smoke.
Let the chaos begin.
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