Oliver Applegate
Holy mackerel, I couldn't be bothered with a whack job 6-year-old right now, not that I liked mackerel, or cod, or salmon, or sea bass... or any other fish. Except for prawns. In garlic sauce. My God, I wanted some prawn skewers covered in garlic sauce right now. Prawns weren't really fish though, were they? I mean, they had legs and crap and fish weren't exactly known for their fifty-something legs. I was pretty sure prawns were a type of fish though but they looked more like bugs... water bugs but still b--
"Ollie?" I snapped my attention towards my flat's door. April was staring blankly at me. Was she still here?
"Look, sorry for getting cranky with you, but seriously, you need to bugger off. If anyone catches you here, they'll think I lick kids as a past time or something." I puased. "Hey, do you like prawns?"
April groaned--a rather manly one at that, which was slightly worrying--as she crossed her arms. Judging by the way her eyebrows were furrowed, she seemed to be deep in thought. Far deeper than I'd ever been, not that that was saying much. A dead sheep with a half eaten brain had a better attention spam than me. Suddenly, her face lit up and her deep eyes scanned me up and down while a smirk grew on her face. Now who's the pervert? She soon spoke.
"Close your eyes?"
"Why?"
"Just do it."
"Why?"
"If you close you're eyes, I'll get you free milk for the next week." Within seconds, my eyes were closed. "Thank you. Now think about when you first saw me."
"Why?"
April groaned. "Think back as though it's happening right now."
"Why?"
"Ollie! I'm going to freak out if you don't stop saying that."
"Wh--"
"Do what I say!"
I grinned so widely I was surprised the corners of my mouth didn't push my eyelids back open. That last one was just to annoy her. That was something I was good at: annoying people. It was fun. With a sigh, I traced my mind back to when I first saw her ginger hair blinding me. Ah, those were the days. I thought of how I'd humoured her for an impressively long time, how she'd planted her ass all over my counter, which admittedly, was probably dirtier than--
"Perfect! Now open them!"
My eyes shot open and I quite literally had a spasm of sorts as I realised I was back in the kitchen... and April was back on my counter... in the exact same position as before... Oh, this isn't natural. I glanced around as though that would help me realise what the hell was going on. My eyes froze when they reached the wooden clock on the wall opposite. Either I was as high as a kite, or it was ten minutes earlier than it was just then... I kind of hoped it was the first one.
"Time manipulation." April spoke, stealing my attention once again. "That's your power." Being crazy is yours. "You just reversed time."
For the first time since I'd met this chick, I actually had a think about what she'd been saying and what had just literally happened. My eyes were closed for a fair amount of time, but no way could that girl have dragged me into the kitchen and then changed the time on the clock within that short space of time. And that stuff she knew about me... When I glanced at my failure of a kitchen table and saw an almost full carton of milk rather than an empty one, I realised the truth. I'd finished that milk: that I was sure of. Bloody hell, this April chick wasn't lying, was she?
Cool. I think.
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