"What light through yonder window breaks"
Is not what I want to hear.
Why in the world must I learn this fool:
The Englishman called Shakespeare?
His leading men seem quaint and gay
With fancy words and prose.
Why should I ever care about him
When I can shoot at virtual foes.
Charles Dickens I do detest
Along with Poe, Homer and Paine.
What fun are they when compared to the best
Such as Doug, Ray and Elaine?
I now submit this tirade as ended!
I've won and declare "lol";
Because even if your comeback is great
I would never be able to tell.
So please go away and have a diction themed party,
For I must do something insane.
Go stretch your mind and think of ideas
While I continue to fry my brain.
**The line in bold does not seem to fit with the flow of the rest of the poem, anyone have any ideas?**
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