Published December 18, 2010
"HI!!!! so i was in the mood of writing something comical and so i heard about the half conflict and half comedy on vampires verses wizards. here i am writing the post. the posts will be done weekly. well when i find time and i am already working on another piece so if you like it the really "like" it "
Harry and Edward came face to face in the forbidden forest.
"What are you doing here?" said Harry
"What does it look like i'm doing, i'm taking Bella for a piggy back ride" said Edward
Harry noticed Bella.
"Well hello gorgeous...." said Harry as he licked his hand and straightened his untidy hair.
Bella stares back. replies "..uh...i ..i..but..i..cheese cake"
"FOR THE LAST TIME I WILL GET YOU A CHEESE CAKE ON OUR WAY BACK TO FORKS!!" shouted Edward
"Women" said harry
"yeah like totally!" said Edward
"so...caught up with Voldemort yet? hey that reminds me i met him in settle two days ago"
"really? what was he doing!?!" said harry
" well we were in the same aisle....he was buying mac and cheese" replied edward
"NOOOOOO! he knows my weakness is mac and cheese!!!!! that stupid mud blood must have told him! shes always texting with him!!"said harry
"dude...can you still sparkle?" asked harry
"maybe.....WANNA SEE?"
"OOOO!! I DO! I DO!" said bella
"huh..well if you insist" replied Edward
"no! no! i just ate" said harru
the end
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Hi! Since everyone already commented about the punctuation and grammar and all that lovely business, I'm just here to compliment you on your hilarity and comic genius
Every once in a while, you need something like this to just brighten your day because it mocks the stupidity of certain famous books *cough*twilight*cough* did you hear something?
Hehe anyway, I'm glad there's more parts to this. Definitely more fun than reading boring old serious stories right now
Keep writing!
<3 Sara.
Since everyone else has already pointed out all the grammar mistakes I'll point out the parts I like...
Lol
Keep writing,
Alzora
wow this was so funny I love the Twilight/Harry Potter parody. I especially love how you made Bella clueless. Keep writing.
Oh my god.
I love this!
The grammar, punctuation, capitalization and all of that need work but you've got such a good idea going that it will be read and loved regardless. You've made my day!
Hey,
I must say, that was soooo funny!
I am ashamed to say that I loved how you pertrayed Bella to be an idiot.
I personally don't care about punctuation and capitalism, as long as they know what you are writing is all you need, really.
I really loved it and again, it was really funny.
Happy holidays!-oh cheesecake!
btw: I give you props, because cheesecake is of course my favorite cake, therefore you are awesome!
lol I thought this was funny.
I like harry potter and I like twilight. So I really like the way you've put that together
I like how harry and Edward have a total convo while just ignoring Bella.
I thought the spelling was fine.
keep writing
Hi!
This was hilarious! This is the first Harry Potter / Twilight parody I have read and I loved it! I don't think I need to mention the mistakes , as everyone else already took care of that.But I just had to tell you how good it was.I am really looking forward to more.
Great Job,
... july4Ruby...
Cool idea- you should look at your grammar though, because the way this is written seems almost like an outline more than a story. Also, I would consider establishing relationships between them and maybe making more of a purpose to the piece. I know it's humor, but it should still be done carefully.
So, great concept. Especially love the end. I would just work on the grammatical part of it, and maybe develop it a bit more. Nice job.
-Coral-
well thank you i hope you'r excited for more. i'm working on it.
Hi,
You are a pure genius! Harry Potter and Twilight are the best books i have ever read (apart from the Noughts and Crosses series). Anyway, my point is it's so random, it's the work of a legend in the making!
Hello there!
My general impression of this is that I find it a bit random, like you've written this on the spot. Not that it's a very bad thing, just not a good idea to do, especially when you don't proofread before you publish it. Remember, quality matters even in just a paragraph, or a short story like this. However, you have a pretty funny concept about a wizard and a vampire. Two characters ended without any fight, a bit plain in the end, making me all unsatisfied about it. And especially with your title. I think you meant to say "...chosen tales". Just be a little bit careful next time. Also you need to work on your grammar, it's one of the reasons why this story has turned me off. And your parody seems a bit different, usually the character's personality should be maintained here, like Harry is supposed to be a bit serious or something like that. Overall, this made me laugh but just take into consideration the reviews you've received. :3
I know you might see this review harsh but I just wanted to help so... good luck on this.
Keep writing,
Yuri
Just a few corrections here and there. I have to say...you are a genius! You now have my undying love!
i see you all have enjoyed it!
sorry about the grammatical errors! i just wrote it randomly!
thank you so much for liking it and yes there is more to come!
Heya, I really like your Twilight/Harry Potter parody.
Many people have commented on your punctuation and grammar, and even though it may not be intentional, I think it adds to the colloquial feel, sort of like its mocking the characters- in a way, it adds to this story! But, in more serious stories, I think grammar and punctuation do count.
Keep on going! I like your work!
MissMadHatter
Hello there, James! Fun idea you have here! I myself write fanfiction, but generally I stick within one story realm. It can be quite fun, can't it?
Anyways, on to the review. Corrections will be in red, so keep that in mind, please.
The Forbidden Forest should be capitalised, for your information.
Don't forget the period there.
First of all, do not, and I repeat, do not forget to capitalize things that need capitalizing, like 'I' and 'I'm.'
Quirky! However, keep in mind that ellipses (these things: ...) should only last for three little dot-dot-dots, alright? Any more is unneccessary.
Too many ellipses, used so incorrectly, my friend.
One exclamation mark should be enough next time, I think.
Names tend to be capitalized.
Too much '!?!' gets annoying, truth be told. Also, work on capitalization and punctuation inside your dialogue. And it is Seattle, not 'settle.'
All that extra punctuation, lack of capitalization, and such really gave me a headache.
Overall
As funny an idea this is, the execution of the idea was quite frankly not all too good. As a writer, basic things like capitalization and dialogue and punctuation do need to be mastered, otherwise your readers will just become helplessly frustrated. I know that when I read this, I was immensely frustrated. I truly felt like you hadn't made an effort with the capitalization and punctuation.
However, this can be much better, just take into consideration what the other reviewers and I have said, and you should be able to improve this piece by a whole lot. I hope my review helps, and if you have any questions, comments, or anything, please message me.
Thank you,
Mizzle
Hello James!
I like the idea of parodying the Twilight series and even Harry Potter (to a certain extent), so the title caught me. Well, that and there was a typo in the title: "choosen" should be "chosen", but I digress. I actually wrote something like this in collaboration with a friend of mine and I have it posted here on YWS. It's fun to write these sort of things, isn't it?
This is my first review in quite some time, so I have to thank you for breaking me out of my rut.
In any case, I found your story amusing. I laughed when Harry tried to tidy his hair and Bella responded with thoughts about cheesecake. Of course, detracting from the story were the multitude of grammatical errors and proliferate use of captital letters. I won't go into much more detail seeing as how the other reviewers have already mentioned and corrected that. I do think that you should write more. Well, thanks again for the funny read!
Happy Writing!
Bailey
I found it very hilarious! xD
Yes... like everyone else said, your grammar was... not good. I have to say... it's worst than mine D:
I don't know if you did it on purpose or just wrote it quickly without checking.
Overall, it is funny, or at least I found it funny with that cheese cake xD
Ok I love this it is hilarious! this is a first wizard and vampire thing i have read here. Good Job! I agree with the others you grammar needs work in punctuation and capitalization. Other than that, your content and structure was great. Overall, very funny. I loved it. Please post more. If you do post more msg me and I shall read it.
Maith adh,
Celticmusicgirl
Haha, very funny
Your grammar wasn't great... well, it was actually not good at all, but I suspect you did it mostly on purpose, or just weren't really paying attention...
You should do this weekly! It's hillarious!
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TabbyGirl
Your main problems are puncuation, capitalization, and just that...
"I"s are always capitalized.
Watch your commas and capitalize the first letter in a name like Bella or Harry.
Try this article if you want:
http://www.suite101.com/content/how-to- ... rly-a78227
It may be helpful.
Otherwise, I did find this funny and cute. Hope you get writting soon.