dwa (two in polish)
It was quite dark out, and a police officer covered in mushroom tattoos was strolling down the sidewalk, half illuminated by a street lamp, patrolling the area. Her real name was Nelly, but everyone called her mushroom, hence the tattoos. Her dog, Princess Paws, walked behind her, full of excitement.
"Come on, Spotty!" said Mushroom cheerfully. Had Princess Paws been a human, she would have pointed out her actual name. She was not, so she just barked loudly enough to signal all the people (and villains) in the area where she was. If Mushroom had not screwed up so terribly, she would not have been... you know, we'll save that for later.
Suddenly, two hands covered in sparkly princess gloves grabbed Princess Paws by the waist, and yanked her into the shadows. Princess paws howled in fear, but the sparkly hands quickly covered her mouth again, so she could not make a sound. Mushroom continued walking, oblivious her favorite fluffy pal had been taken.
Princess Paws looked up at her kidnapper. It was a girl, covered from head to toe in eyeball-scorching amounts of hot pink. She wore a tiara, a giant tutu, eye shadow, lip gloss, and a neon pink coat. She stood out in the bush like a cat in a buffalo stampede.
"Well, well, well, what do we have here?" she asked in a high, nasal voice, like Chuck E. Cheese swallowing a gallon full of hydrogen. "A new dog to add to my collection..." she smiled in an ugly, evil way, twisting up her pretty face.
Princess Paws tried to break free, biting her hand, and the girl broke away in disgust. "Eeew, you're slobbery!" she said. "Stupid dog."
By then, Mushroom had finally noticed her poached pooch, and looked around in panic and/or confusion. "Spotty? Where are you?"
The princess-girl smiled again. "Spotty? Is that you name?" she examined her collar. "It says here... 'princess paws, property of... Mushroom'? That person sure didn't look like a mushroom to me..."
"Noooo!" Mushroom began sobbing, and then ran off to her squad car like the Flash 2.0. The girl put a scratchy, pink (of course, what else?) collar on Princess paws, and began walking away, when a boy around her age covered in black, jumped out of a bush close to them.
"Gilberto?" The girl asked, and Princess Paws thought, oh, so that's the emo kid's name, with a satisfied "ah!"
"Kylee!" Gilberto yelled in disgust. "you took the dog, didn't you?"
Kylee gasped. "I did not!" she cried, and the two continued arguing with a long stream of cuss words in various languages.
Suddenly, a cry ran out: "Stop!" the voice was silky and very loud. The two children and the dog turned around and saw a girl with makeup, cucumbers on her eyes, and a bath robe running towards them.
"Every time you argue," she yelled "the world gets turned into Ohio!"