jeden (one in polish)
The big boss was staring at the board with a strange expression on his face. The board held several lines and numbers. Nobody would really understand it but him.
"hm," he said quietly, his gaze drifting over the newfangled software. "The statistics are low... we need a new spy!" He took a deep breath and walked over to the coffee machine in the corner, where a young woman with dark brown hair was making his latte.
"You! Maid! Whatever your name is! Get me my coffee!"
"Yes, sir, boss, man!" said the girl.
"It's the Big Boss. I expect you'll remember that in the future." He then walked over to his desk and sat in the comfortable seat, preparing his papers.
"Assistant! Get me my coffee!" A mysterious person with a hidden face stepped out of the shadows. Nobody knew who that person was, but that was probably for the best. After all, spying is a dangerous business.
The person nodded, and grabbed his cup from the sink where the maid left it. The person dropped it quietly on his desk.
"Thank you." he said. "I need... May Bellwether and John Saturf."
The person nodded, and walked down the hallway, hearing voices from the offices close by.
"How are you today?"
"You have to watch this video."
"Can you print this out for me? It's a sheet on different types of poisons."
Finally, the person got to the end of the hallway, to the brightest lit room. A girl was sitting there.
"You're May Bellwether, I presume," They said with a voice void of emotion.
"Yeah." she said, staring up from the computer she was looking at.
"The Big Boss wants to see you."
"The Big Boss?"
The two of them walked back to the office, where it was dimly lit. The big boss was sitting at their desk quietly.
"This is May," said the person.
"Out sick today,"
"Yes," the person, and slid over a paper.
"Sign here, here, and here." said the Big Boss. He pointed to some open slots, written with things like:
in case of any loss, the corporation will not be responsible for paying and medical bills. May honestly didn't know what to think, but- this is what you've been waiting for! she reminded herself. May took the pen one of the maids held out for her, and signed her name in the designated areas.
"Now, you are a spy. STAT!" yelled the big boss, clunking a pen on the table. On the way out, she heard the boss say:
"Maids! Stop doing TikTok dances!"
The bog boss's office was quiet, until loud music filled the room.
"Maid! Answer my phone!" A maid picked up an old flip-phone and asked wryly, "Who's Wifey?"
" We don't talk about that," said the Big Boss, and answered the phone.
"It's time for you to go home!" The big boss's wife yelled, and the Big Boss automatically turned off speaker phone.
"No, no! I'm at work!... I know your meatloaf is delicious, but that's not the case right now!... Since when do you care?" Then the boss slammed the phone closed and said, "I am going home."
He packed up his things, then walked out of the office, and slammed the door behind him, while all the servants started dancing.
"No more boss! NO more boss!" They cried in happiness.
creak... Suddenly the door opened again and May walked in.
"Uh... What just happened?" She asked.