“Have we got a whopper for us
today, girls.”
Zachary looked about the post
office, his black, toothpaste-shaped, glossy hair glistening off the sunlight
piercing through the open blinders. Callie and Cassie both rushed from their
spots at the desks, standing by to hear the news he had to share. The redheaded
one of the sisters, Callie, jumped over the stamping table, sitting
cross-legged in her blue uniform. The dark haired one pulled up a chair,
sitting with the back of it in front of her chest, both feet straddling it like
a horse.
Gordon groaned, struggling into the
office from the sorting room. He’d considered it his bedroom since he couldn’t
find an apartment working in the big city, and when Ithuriel began sending him
messages through mail his tendency to lounge around there didn’t get any better.
Something about the attempted murder of a powerful Mediator—the ‘Elijah of the
21st century’. The perpetrators mistook another man with the same
name and description for him, probably a relative of some sort. Ithuriel, that
magnificent bastard, he knew this was exactly what Gordon would’ve eaten up if
it weren’t for him being banned from the HOLY Enforcers. He was ‘too violent’,
ironically. After the incident when he accidentally caused an earthquake that
shook the supports of Japan, he was transferred into the Messengers branch of
HOLY, his character to valuable to be sent back to heaven.
Which is why he was stuck here, doing
the paperwork while Camiel and his crew are lifting weights.
“Oh, hey Gordon. Almost forgot
about you.” Zachary pulled out a note from his uniform, smiling that licorice
grin of his. “Take up a seat, I think you’ll like what this one says.”
“If it involves another filling
of love letters, tell the Court I’ll be here sending post cards to human
relatives.” The Messenger branch, unlike most branches of HOLY, dealt with all
the human affairs on Earth. As such, the head of the branch, Brother Zachariah,
runs a post office in New York City. It was proclaimed the sunniest spot in the
whole borough of Brooklyn when the office was built.
“Oh, I wish,” Zach said,
cheerily. “But never mind that. No, it has more to do with your favorite word.”
He clenched his fists at the side of his face, opening them up magically when
he uttered the word: “Suffering.”
Callie scowled a bit, attempting
to cry. Gordon smirked. “In my defense, my favorite words are actually ‘Food’
and ‘Firearms’.” He claimed. “Though ‘Suffering’ isn’t a bad word. Continue,
please.”
Zachary laughed that high pitched
laugh of his, the one that sounded of dying cats. “Fine, fine.” He started.
“Anyway, an Asian man in Chicago recently died of tripping on his wooden
floorboards. His son is in mourning, currently, and his mother hasn’t been very
helpful. The son, who was homeschooled, has now been forced into public school
and is having such a horrible time there.”
“Poor little guy.” Callie pouted.
She turned to Cassie, tilting her head with her doe eyed pose. “We should go
and cheer him up, don’t you think, Cassie? Maybe send a bouquet on his door. Or
bake some cookies!”
“That’d be nice, Callie,” Cassie
said, leaning forward in her chair. She looked to Gordon, grinning. The woman
had that awful twinkle in her twisted blue eyes, something he didn’t like about
her. “But you heard Zackie—this might be a job for a big, strong man.”
“Doesn’t sound like it, to me.”
Callie crossed her arms, huffing and puffing.
Zachary chuckled. “Well, it isn’t
that big of a job. But I really think Gordon would like to take this on.”
“Why?” Callie asked, in vague
interest.
“The boys’ name is Nei Li.”
Gordon lit up almost immediately,
turning back to Zachary. “Nei Li?” he asked, almost charging at the other
angel. “The Mediator? I thought you said he was just a boy--”
“He is just a boy,” Zach said. “A very bright, lovely boy, and also a
Mediator. One of the youngest in history, if I’m correct.”
“And one of the most powerful
links to the Father since the days of the Bible,” Gordon half-laughed,
half-spoke, unsure what to make of the matter. He walked to Zachary, snatching
the note from his hand. “How did you get this? The Court couldn’t possibly ask
for something like this, they would’ve given the task to the Enforcers--”
“They didn’t.”
He stopped, pulling his attention
away from the note. He stared at Zachary, the smile on the smaller mans’ face
widening consistently. “No,” Gordon shook his head in disbelief. “No, you
wouldn’t.”
“I found the letters Brother Ithuriel
have been sending you, and researched a bit about the case.” Zachary shrugged,
modestly. “I knew you wanted to participate in the matter somehow, and felt
poor for the boy. I figured I could kill two birds with one stone, so I went
ahead and asked the Court for a favor.”
Gordon held his jaw with his
right hand, trying his hardest not to smile like an imbecile. “Bless you,” He
managed to utter, between giggles. “Bless your bright, cheery, irritatingly
sunny soul, Brother Zachariah.”
“Don’t think I’m sending you off
alone. Since I asked for it, I’m in charge of supervising the task.” The
postmaster said, for a brief moment sounding as serious as he could get. He
smiled. “But you’re welcome.”
He turned to the other two, who
were looking a bit dumbfounded, at this point. “As for you two cute little
scamps,” He said, hands on his waist. “You both are in charge of sending a
message to a priest in, and here’s the fun part, Rome.”
Callie nearly cried out in joy,
jumping into her sisters arms. The two of them came bawling out of the poor
chair, dissolving in laughter. Zachary chuckled a bit, turning to Gordon for a
moment. “Meet me up at my place tonight. I have something else to show you.” He
turned away before Gordon could ask for anything else, walking to the girls.
“Now, see, this is a matter of utter importance…”
Gordon stared at the note in his
hands. He couldn’t help but brighten a bit at it.
…
He knocked on the door for what
seemed to be the sixty ninth time, leaning against the doorframe when he was
refused a response. He looked at his watch. It was ten thirty in the evening.
He took another knock at the door, only to be stopped by a voice: “Just a
second, dear.”
Dear? The door opened, revealing Zachary
in a relaxed white V-neck, coupled with fitting skintight jeans (Gordon was always
questioning his choice of attire, but it only took a few meetings to establish
it as ordinary).
“Don’t call me dear,” Gordon
insisted, almost instantly after the door opened.
Zachary laughed. “I’m glad to see
you, too, Gordon.” He stepped aside. “Well, come in, then.”
The smaller man closed the door
behind him, leading him into the main room. It was a comfortable place to live
in, not at all tiny, but not overwhelmingly large either. The apartment had
been fitted with lamps at the ceiling and at the sides, a television set
sitting by the glass doors leading to the balcony, a three seated couch, and
several other doors possibly leading to a bathroom or a bedroom. It was all covered in a surprisingly normal
cream background, with wallpaper a tamed color of yellow and oak floorboards.
Knowing Zachary, Gordon had been expecting something a little bit more…garish.
“What? Oh, don’t look at it like
that, Gordon.” Zachary walked to the balcony, drawing the doors away. “I know
it’s hideously drab, but the Court insisted on something a little more boring.”
He shrugged, walking out of the room. He picked up an umbrella from somewhere
on the balcony, pulling at something above him. Something dropped down with a
metallic clang. “But they did purchase me a bit of ground I could have fun
with.”
Gordon strode to the balcony,
approaching the shining city below his feet. Zachary had gone, supposedly up
the rusty old stairs he’d pulled down. Drawing a deep breath, Gordon climbed up
those stairs, anticipating the madness he would witness next.
And really, it was rather mad.
The closer he got to the top, the louder a certain sound got, the clearer the
voice it became. When he got up on the final step, he realized it was a Johnny
Cash song—someone he wasn’t too fond of listening to. He climbed out of the
stairs, onto the roof of the building, finding the barren concrete converted
into the exact opposite; a personal Eden.
I fell into a burning ring of fire,
I went down, down, down and the flames went
higher…
A wooden roof of climbing vines
and hanging pots stood above him, the ground he was standing on growing with
fake grass and pot flowers. Beyond the garden was a small tent, opened up
currently to reveal Zachary, twisting his legs over each other on a swinging
couch. “So? What do you think?” He asked, gesturing to the entire scene.
“It’s—well, frankly, it’s all
very…” He reached up onto the ceiling, plucking off a leaf. “Vegetarian.”
“You’re not going to eat it,
silly.” Zachary stated, smiling. “You’re going to live in it.”
Gordon turned to the other angel.
“Pardon me?”
“Well, I know you aren’t having
any luck finding an apartment around here,” Zachary said, “So I decided to make
use of this old piece of rock. And since I know you like everything
destructive, I asked myself ‘What is the most destructive thing on the face of
this planet other than Satan?’. And then, it hit me—Mother Nature!”
Gordon glanced at the flower pot
beside him, sporting a very violent looking bush of jasmines. “Well, you’re not
wrong.”
The taste of love is sweet,
When our hearts meet…
He didn’t know how to react with
the ambience about him, the song giving off awful vibes to him. He wasn’t sure
if it was on purpose, or Zachary just really liked his silly love songs.
Zachary patted the seat beside
him, eagerly. “Well, come on. Sit.” Reluctantly, Gordon did, sitting cross
legged and uncertain. Zachary buckled his hands together, a bundle of joy on
his own. “I know you’ve had a rough time during your time in the Messengers,”
He started, frankly. “I know that you’ve missed the Enforcers to no end, and I
know I myself can’t do anything about it. But I’ve been miserable before. I
know what it feels like to suffer. And honestly, I can’t stand seeing anyone
else go through the same problems I did. So I may not be able to give you what
you want, Gordon, but the least I could do is make what you have a bit more
comfortable to live with.”
The smaller man offered his hand,
joyfully. “I appreciate you, Brother Gordon of the Messengers,” He said, “And I
hope our association is a long and lasting one.”
Gordon opened his mouth, unaware
of the smile forming there. He reached for the other angels’ hand, shaking it
gently. “I’m...I hope so too.”
…When I awoke, dear,
I was mistaken,
And I hung my head,
And I cried.
Just when he was about to draw
away, Zachary jumped over him, burying him in a hug. “Oh god, I love this
song!” He turned to Gordon, face popping with energy. “Don’t you love this
song? Nobody can hate this song. You love this song, too, don’t you?”
“I’m not a very big fan of Johnny
Cash.”
“Nonsense!” Zachary pulled him
out of the couch, forcing him on his feet. “Everyone loves Johnny Cash, whether
they like it or not. It’s like asking if you like water. Oh, I’m not a very big fan of water, it’s not my thing—well, then,
my good sir, you’re either dead or suicidal, so I suggest you get some mental
help.”
He swung the other mans’ arm
around, putting them both in a position for dance. “Here, now. I’ll show you.”
He drew both their bodies sideways to front, surprisingly strong for a man his
size. “You are my sunshine, my only
sunshine--”
“Zachary,” Gordon spoke, nearly
laughing.
“You make me happy, when skies are grey--”
“Zachary!”
“You’ll never know, dear--”
“Come, now--”
“How much I love you…”
Zachary’s voice echoed for an
instant, melodic no matter how annoying it was, and whether he realized it or
not Gordon had stopped complaining some time later—what neither knew was that,
during that same time, Gordon began involuntarily singing as well.
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