Young Writers Society

#1: She thinks I am crazy!

#2: Maybe.....

#1: .....maybe what?

#2: Maybe she's right. Or maybe she's crazy herself.

#1: Maybe we're both crazy.

#2: Or maybe you too are just made for each oth-

#1: Shut up! I don't want you to go romantic on me!

#2: What's the matter?

#1: I met her, right......in an embarassing way.

#2: And?

#1: Well it happened. I didn't intend to find love.

#2: Was it at a strip club?

#1: The fuck's wrong with you?!

#2: Just curious.

#1: No no! On the internet!

#2: Oh really? Wow. Tell me about it.

#1: Her name is Sophie I think.

#2: You THINK?

#1: It's the internet, man. For all I know she could be a fifty year old man!

#2: Tell away, tell away.

#1: Well she's Irish Catholic Spanish.

#2: ......fake!

#1: I know!

#2: But you never know.

#1: I reckon she is Spanish. Her picture is Spanish. But she hasn't got the nose of an Irish man.

#2: Because she's a woman! Do all Irish women get into fights?

#1: Yep.

#2: No, silly! Most of them do!

#1: No seriously, I am joking. Man, Spanish and Irish? Fucking hell. If she gets drunk off whiskey and we have sex, man oh man! I won't be getting sleep for two months!

#2: Don't get your hopes up. She could still be a man.

#1: True.

#2: What's her measurements?

#1: She claims she's 32GG.

#2: Either she's miraculously busty or she's plastic. Or she's lying.

#1: Her profile picture is ho-

#2: She may not be a she though.

#1: Ok. This person's picture is hot.

#2: Heh.

#1: Right.

#2: I'll laugh my ass off if it is a man.

#1: You know what? Shut the fuck up.