Thanks @yamiryre for the prompt XD this poem is dedicated to my amazing friend @KaiaJersaga who is the sweetest person on this earth and if you do not already know her you should get to know her because she will make your life so much better <3
Saw a blur outside, got me all confused,
"What the heck?" I mumbled, feeling amused.
Busted my door, ran out in a dash,
Slipped in the mud, pants split with a crash.
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Down the hill I rolled, like a wind thrill,
Cow sat on me, chciken laid eggs at will
Horse galloped over, comet took a dive,
Blasted to a pond, where I did arrive.
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Seaweed covered, looking like a fool,
Checked my reflection, oh man, I'm a cool pig tool.
Got up, did cartwheels, feeling alive,
Best day ever, I thought I'd take a dive.
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Headed home to my pig fam with a grin,
Next day, woke up, bacon was my skin.
Reality hit, it was just a dare,
Thanks, @Yamiryre, for this crazy affair!
Thanks @yamiryre for the prompt XD this poem is dedicated to my amazing friend @KaiaJersaga who is the sweetest person on this earth and if you do not already know her you should get to know her because she will make your life so much better <3
The first funny poem I’ve ever read and it has me wanting to read more! XD
This made me laugh from the very beginning! I’ve never read humorous poetry before!!
this is the greatest thing i’ve ever read…10/10, still holding out my suggestion of reading this in a country accent.
this is the greatest thing i’ve ever read…10/10, still holding out my suggestion of reading this in a country accent.
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