Saw a blur outside, got me all confused,
"What the heck?" I mumbled, feeling amused.
Busted my door, ran out in a dash,
Slipped in the mud, pants split with a crash.
Down the hill I rolled, like a wind thrill,
Cow sat on me, chciken laid eggs at will
Horse galloped over, comet took a dive,
Blasted to a pond, where I did arrive.
Seaweed covered, looking like a fool,
Checked my reflection, oh man, I'm a cool pig tool.
Got up, did cartwheels, feeling alive,
Best day ever, I thought I'd take a dive.
Headed home to my pig fam with a grin,
Next day, woke up, bacon was my skin.
Reality hit, it was just a dare,
Thanks, @Yamiryre, for this crazy affair!