Nobody was quite sure how it started. There were opinions, of course- there always are, but the truth concealed itself exceptionally well.
The truth was, it started with a text. The bane of all grammar, the text. And the contents were as thus:
lol!!!!1111 i dont no
The universe was strained enough as it was, but this one hideous text broke the barrier. The universe had one choice: adapt, or be destroyed. And so it chose to adapt, to twist itself in a vain attempt to make sense. Thus the Lolzombies were born.
Hideous, they were. Faces white as milk, and lapse, as if suffering from a stroke. Their eyes were black as the Devil's, and if you looked close enough, you could see every grammar mistake ever made, written in the iris. Not that you would ever get close enough, and live to tell others.
You'd lose your sanity, and any sense of grammar, before you even got within a yard of them.