I did NOT write the below story!
Um... so I went on this prompt website because I had writer's block, and I instead got this hilariously written AI-generated story. Just wanted to share it with you guys for some fun :D
My words in bold
Sally Grey had always loved quiet Athens with its little, long lakes. It was a place where she felt shocked.( why lol ?)
She was an intuitive, patient, tea drinker with brunette fingernails and short elbows.(Why are her elbows so important? Wait, is this going to be a plot in the story?!) Her friends saw her as a little, long lover. Once, she had even helped an ugliest kitten cross the road. That's the sort of woman he was. (Yes I agree, he was a good woman)
Sally walked over to the window and reflected on her pretty surroundings. The sun shone like boating elephants.(Ahh, the boating elephants... Very pretty)
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Chris Noris. Chris was a thoughtful writer with pretty fingernails and curvy elbows. (Hmm, looks like an elbow fetish story...)
Sally gulped. She was not prepared for Chris.
As Sally stepped outside and Chris came closer, she could see the average smile on his face.
Chris gazed with the affection of 4365 charming bad bears. (That doesn't even make sense, well I guess that's the point!) He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want a kiss." (Woah- I mean okay but that was sudden)
Sally looked back, even more delighted and still fingering (uh-) the enchanted book. (Oh okay-) "Chris, yabba Dabba Doo," she replied. (Guys, imma use this lol)
They looked at each other with ambivalent feelings, like two petite, perfect puppies skipping at a very clumsy vacation, which had flute music playing in the background and two admirable uncles shouting to the beat. (WHAT- WHAT THE-)
Sally regarded Chris's pretty fingernails and curvy elbows. "I feel the same way!" revealed Sally with a delighted grin. [The plot came together finally! I knew it was about elbows :") True love ]
Chris looked concerned, his emotions blushing like a motionless, massive map.
Then Chris came inside for a nice cup of tea.
I am crying guys, literally, this story has taught me true love :)
I hope you enjoyed this little thingy I posted :D See ya!