“Mr. Wilson has been good
enough to come here with a quality
case. The one that may just change your mind. I’ve been through many cases,
John, but this one, I have to admit, seems entirely unique.” Sherlock
continued, excitement lightening his features, as if he had found a one pound
note on the sidewalk.
Mr. Wilson straightened in the hard kitchen chair, and
puffed out his chest with pride at the praise. He smiled a bit, pulling a wrinkly,
dirty old section of newspaper from the pocket of his trouser pocket. He thrust
his head forward, watching his pudgy hands as they made a courageous attempt to
smooth out the creases before overturning it to Sherlock.
During all this, John gave a shot at (though he would
never admit it) deducing their mysterious client. He didn’t glean much from his
effort. Mr. Wilson seemed to have been the average British citizen of middle
class, obese, slow, and rather pompous. He wore a pair of jeans, a button up
shirt, and had a royal blue jacket slung over the back of the chair. There was
a white logo on the upper left side, which was concealed with the sleeve. There
didn’t seem to be anything overly extraordinary about the man except for his
stoplight-red hair, and his constant look of discontent.
Sherlock spared John a glance and smirked, noticing what
he was doing. Naturally, he couldn’t resist the urge to show off. He shook his
head with a small smile, as if he were watching a small dog chase his tail. “Beyond
the perfectly obvious facts that he’s done manual work, has been to China, has
done an inordinate amount of typing recently, used to cycle and smokes, I can
deduce nothing else.”
John didn’t even spare Sherlock an annoyed look as Mr.
Wilson sat in the chair, gaping like a fish out of water.
“How in heaven’s name did you know all that?”
“Your right hand is larger than your left, not only
suggesting that you’ve done manual work, but that you’re right handed.”
Sherlock rattled off, looking mildly perturbed when Mr. Wilson interrupted his
ramblings.
“Then how did you know about the smoking, and that I used
to cycle?”
“The smoking was given away by the pack of cigarettes
sticking out of your jacket pocket, the discolored tips of your fingers and
teeth, and your breath.”
Mr. Wison frowned, turning his head down to his lap to
study his fingertips.
“High tar. Excellent choice, by the way. I can see that
you used to cycle because of that pin on your shirt. The Cycler’s Enthusiast
Association, UK.”
“How did you know that I don’t do it now, though?” Mr.
Wilson challenged, his pompous manner showing again.
“Because no one as obese as you could possibly be cycling
frequently.”
John cleared his throat significantly, though he didn’t
look at Sherlock.
Sherlock’s eyes flickered over to John, and to Mr.
Wilson’s aghast face. “…sorry.”
Mr. Wilson just shifted in his seat stiffly, his frown
still marring his features. “And China?”
“The fish above your wrist. I did a brief study of tattoo
marks. I even wrote a post on my blog about it. The scales of the fish are
stained a delicate pink. Only done in China. There’s also the most obvious clue
that you have a Chinese coin around your neck. Recently returned then.”
Mr.
Wilson’s irritable expression loosened somewhat, letting a slight bit of
incredulity out. “Well, I never. I thought that you did some sort of trick.
Really, there’s nothing to it at all!”
Sherlock’s
pride at correctly deducing his new client gave way to irritation as a crease
formed between his eyebrows. “Yes, nothing to it.” He lifted the crumpled
advertisement, and handed it to John. “I had already memorized it.”
John
accepted the paper from him, and looked down at the font.
TO THE RED-HEADED LEAGUE. On account of the request of
the late Ezekiah Hopkins, of Lebanon, Pa. U.S.A., there is now another vacancy
open which entitles a member of the League to a salary of fifty pounds a week
for purely nominal services. All red-headed men who are sound in body and mind
and above the age of twenty-one years are eligible. Apply in person on Monday,
at eleven o’clock, to Duncan Ross, at the offices of the Leage, 7 Pope’s Court,
Fleet Street.
John
read over it twice before he looked up to Mr. Wilson. “Definitely interesting,”
Sherlock
wriggled a bit in his seat, smiling. “Yes, definitely off the beaten path. Tell
us a bit about yourself, Mr. Wilson.”
Mr.
Wilson frowned, apparently this being outside his mental capacity. “What?”
Sherlock
appeared to be practicing some serious self-restraint as he puffed a small bit
of air out of his nose. “Tell us about you.
What do you do for a living?”
“I
have a small pawnbroker’s business at Saxe-Coburg Square, near the city. It’s
always gotten me by, but lately it’s only just been able to get me a living,
you know. I used to have two assistants, but now I only have nine. I would have
quite the hard time paying him, but he’s more than willing to work for half the
wages.” Mr. Wilson shrugged. “I see no reason to correct him.”
“What’s
the name of this assistant?” Sherlock asked.
“Vincent
Spaulding. Don’t know much about his age, he has the kind of appearance that
makes it hard to place, you know? I couldn’t ask for a smarter assistant, Mr.
Holmes: I know that he could be be3tter himself, and earn twice of what I can
give him. But if he’s satisfied, again, why should I enlighten him?”
John
felt his already meager respect for Mr. Wilson plummet, deducing rather quickly
the kind of man that he was, and placed him immediately as the sort who he just
smiled and nodded to, even if he thought he deserved a punch in the nose.
“Yes,
jumping at the chance to secure such a good assistant for half the price. Quite
genius, I have to admit.” Sherlock conceded.
John
saw through his act immediately, and smirked a bit at his best friend’s attempt
to appeal to Mr. Wilson’s prideful personality. He saw that it worked, when Mr.
Wilson puffed his chest out even more, as if the back of the chair had
something sharp poking out of it.
“Oh,
he’s far from perfect, though, always has his face hidden behind a camera. I’ve
never seen anyone so invested in photography.” Mr. Wilson shook his head. “Instead
of taking time to improve his mind, he’s constantly going through those photos
of his.” He frowned. “Never lets me see them, though, says that they’re not
quite good enough to ‘present to the public’. The boy’s got a bit of pride on
him.”
John
strongly resisted the urge to tell Mr. Wilson that he had not even a minute ago
asked why he should enlighten Vincent in the first place. Instead, John settled
for mentally abusing Mr. Wilson as he continued.
“That’s
his only fault though, he’s a fantastic worker otherwise.”
“He’s
still with you?” John asked.
Mr.
Wilson nodded. “Yes, him and a young lady who comes in every evening to do some
simple cooking and cleaning. That’s everyone who lives in my place- Vincent
lodges with me.”
Sherlock
narrowed his eyes at that last bit. John glanced at him before returning his
gaze to Mr. Wilson, trying to catch on.
“My
wife died a while back, and I never had any family. We live pretty quietly, the
three of us; a roof over out heads, and pay our debts. We just kind of… be.”
Mr. Wilson continued. “The first thing that jarred us out of our regular
schedule was that advertisement.” Mr. Wilson jabbed a pudgy finger into the
article for extra emphasis. “Vincent came down into the office just eight weeks
ago, and said that he wished to God that he was a redheaded man.
“Of
course, I asked why.
“’Why’
he said. ‘There’s another vacancy on the League of Red-Headed Men. It’s worth
quite a bit of money to anyone who can snag it. I’m pretty sure that there are
more vacancies than there are red-headed men. The trustees are out of their
minds, trying to find something to do with all that money. If my hair would
just turn red, I’d be set for life.’
“Obviously,
I was quite excited by this. I mean, I’m not one to brag,”
John’s
eyebrows disappeared into his hairline, and he withheld a mirthless snort.
“But
I didn’t doubt that my hair was redder than any of the others, so I decided
that I wanted to give it a go. Vincent showed the date, the address, and a bit
of history. Did you know that the founder was a red-head himself? Ezekiah
Hopkins. He empathized with all red-heads, and left his enourmous fortune after
death to the Red-Headed League.
“So
that Monday I left to apply. It was a nightmare, Mr. Holmes, from every direction
were hundreds of men with every shade of red hair! I didn’t even know there
were that many colors of red hair. Pope’s Court looked like it was on fire. But
there weren’t any heads nearly as red as mine. Vincent somehow got me to the
front, and right up the steps to the office. We were let in very soon.
“There
wasn’t much in there, just a couple wooden chairs, a kitchen table, behind it
there was a small man, with hair even redder than mine! He spoke a few words to
each candidate, but he always managed to find something wrong with them and
sent them off. Getting a vacancy suddenly seemed like it would be very
difficult. But when our turn came, the little man liked me quite a bit more
than the others, and he closed the door as we came in for a private word.
“Vincent
introduced me and said that I was willing to take the vacancy. The small man
said that I was suited for it, and walked around me a bit, examining my hair.
He then suddenly pulled my hair, and congratulated me on achieving the
position. He said that he pulled my hair because they had been fooled before by
wigs and dye. He went to the window, and shouted to the people below that the
vacancy was filled.
“He
introduced himself as Mr. Duncan Ross, and asked if I had any family. I
answered that I didn’t, and he said that he was rather disappointed that I
wouldn’t be passing my red-head to any children. I was very scared at first,
because I thought that this would make me ineligible for the position. However,
Mr. Ross decided that for a head as red as mine, he would be willing to accept
me, children or not.
“He
asked me when I would be working and I explained that I already had a business.
I was scared once again, Mr. Holmes, that I would be ineligible for the
vacancy, but Vincent said that he would take care of the shop while I was out.
How could I pass up that sort of chance?”
“You
couldn’t.” Sherlock answered.
“Right
you are. Mr. Ross told me that Ten to fourteen hundred would suit him just
fine. A pawnbroker’s business is mostly done in the evening anyhow, so it would
work perfectly fine for me to earn a bit in the mornings. Besides, I knew that
I could trust Vincent. Still do. I knew that he would tell me if anything
interesting turned up.
I
agreed to the times, and asked about the pay. As the add said, fifty pounds a
week. I asked what sort of work I would be doing. He said that I had to be in
the building the entire time. If I left, I had to forfeit the position forever.
I thought that was odd, of course, but it was only four hours. And fifty pounds! It was rather easy to
agree to. He then explained that sickness and business couldn’t keep me away. I
was to be typing up the Encyclopedia Britannica. I had to bring my own laptop,
but I would be using the table and chair. It was agreed that I would start
tomorrow.
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