Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening/Night(whichever one it is in your part of the world),
Hi! I'm here to leave a quick review!!
First Impression: Well...this was quite a fun little story. I really like this fairytale, folk talish vibe we have spread through the whole story and in that perspective something this outlandish makes a lot of sense and its quite funny in places too...so...in a nutshell I liked this.
Anyway let's get right to it,
There once was a boy named Vladimir. He had three fingers on each hand. It wasn't always like this! When Vladimir was just a lad, he would hunt bears in the woods near his house. He would track the bear, spy on the bear, and then wrestle the bear and kill the bear. What weapons did he use, you ask? Why, he didn't use any weapons, unless you count Vladimir’s fists and sheer masculinity!
Oh wow...loving this style right away here to introduce our character..also wow that's quite a strong dude if he's going up against bears bare handed...oh gosh
One summer’s morning, when the mist hung thickly in the air and the tall forest grass was wet with morning dew, the young wee-ling tripped and fell on the root of an Irish oak, plummeting into a pit full of chainsaws. That day, he lost pinky and ring finger on his left hand! After he climbed from the pit, he saw the tree root that had caused him to be mutilated and spat on it, and swore he would kill the next bear he saw with the mangled thing. So he broke it from its spot in the earth, and began to track a great bear.
Well that escalated quickly...it went from a nice calming description to chainsaws and lost fingers very, very quickly...might almost be a touch too quick but then the epicness here is definitely on a very high level and I love that.
Hours later, well into the afternoon, Vladimir saw the bear he had been tracking. This bear's name was Stanislav the mighty bear, and wielded a set of strong jaws with jagged teeth, capable of dooming every vigilant fool who challenged his territory. Vladimir showed himself to the bear, preferring a fight of honor than the cowardly approach of stealth. Stanislav laughed a roar of a laugh, eyeing his supposed hunter.
Well...the bear has a name...now that is quite fun...not to mention the line about the stealth approach being for cowards....well...well...well...this is proving to be quite a lovely fight here that's headed our way.
“Child, go back from whence you came. These woods are no place to play your games.”
But Vladimir stood his ground, wielding the cursed root in his massive fist. And so the boy fought with the bear. Vladimir punched Stanislav and Stanislav outlasted his barrage or blunt agony. Stanislav tore flesh from the arms and legs of Vladimir, and Vladimir outlasted the pain served by the mighty beast. Many hours past sunset, Vladimir knelt atop the bear, repeatedly smashing and bashing at the bear's face with his root. The root snapped, and with it went the protection from the bear. Just then, the bear lashed his jaws at Vladimir’s hand, taking his thumb and forefinger. But luckily for Vladimir, the bear’s neck was exposed. He thrust the broken root deep into the carnivores throat, and ripped and twisted and shoved and finally the bears eyes closed for the last time. Stanislav the mighty bear muttered his final words; “The pain you cause me… is unbearable.” Then his head rested on the ground, and Vladimir stood, triumphantly over the beast. He returned to his home not only with the deceased body of a beast, but he returned home a man.
The end.
Well...that was truly an epic little ending there...loved the fight scene there...its not clearly meant to focus too much on the effects cause you barely have time for the clearly massive and painful wounds here to even register but for the kind of style that its written in, I think that works....so yeah...that's that.
Aaaaand that's it for this one.
Overall: Overall this story was a ton of fun to read...and I definitely thoroughly enjoyed it...it has its small issues but since the overall idea behind this seems to be a relatively light hearted folk tale like story I'm not going to nitpick on all of those. At any rate...that's all I've gotta say.
As always remember to take what you think was helpful and forget the rest.
Stay Safe
Harry
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