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The Guide to Being an Expert Gift Giver

by deleted3

The key to the gifting art is empathy. If you really want to give an unforgettable gift, you must get something that is heart-wrenchingly personal to your “giftee” - and don't always assume it’s going to be the most expensive item on the shelf! Contrary to popular belief (fuelled by capitalism), the amount you spent isn't proportional to the emotional credit you get.

Let me explain by use of examples. There are two gifts I’d like to focus on, both given to my Mum, over the years. One was a success, the other a failure. Let’s compare the two... the first was a set of white gold earrings. At the time I was working part time as a receptionist at a clinic, which was frustratingly boring with meagre pay, considering I qualified with an honours degree. Anyway, those few funds meant a lot to me, so what better way to show my appreciation for my mum than to put them towards a nice gift? So I colluded with my siblings over text, getting their input on what gift to get. I chose the earrings, and we were good to go. Mum’s response was one of polite appreciation – don’t get this wrong, this response is abject failure to one who wants to be considered a truly gifted "gifter". Since I gave them to her, I believe she has only worn them once – when I specifically asked her about them. This is a double backlash, one on your wallet and your feelings. Because of the rule that says you can’t tell a "giftee" how much a gift cost, she didn't even realise they were real gold earrings. This gift failed because I thought that if I made a huge sacrifice (financially in this case) this would automatically increase the appreciation of the gift. The gift was about me and my “precious” sacrifice, not about my giftee.

On to greener pastures. Fast forward to a month or so before her 50th birthday. I was particularly anxious to get a worthy gift this time, one that would hit all the right emotional cords. I went once again to my siblings for ideas, hoping to widen the base of creative options. Cue the hashtag fail. All I got was whining and insistent cries that I was so much better at ideas than they were. Lesson learnt. Ambitious gifters, do not yoke yourself to those who have no such ambitions. Even if you feel they are just as biologically obligated to do their best in the gifting department.

So once I accepted I was on my own with this, I could really stretch my wings and fly. After an intense solo brainstorm, the idea hit me with its beautiful simplicity. I would get her an A2 digital photograph, artistically fade it, and print a list of “50 Great Things About You” on top of it. The cherry on the cake? I would get all her friends and family to contribute their praises to the list. This meant that another unplanned benefit would be that everyone in her life would hear about this awesome gift, and the braggable factor was set up even before the gifting ceremony. She was surprised, deeply touched, and awed by it. The appreciation was pure on her face, and she treasured the gift for years to come.

Some of the people who contributed to the list have since passed away, but she can keep a piece of who they were and what they thought of her, immortalised in this gift. Because I got a local craftsman to make the customised frame for me (it wasn’t even physically perfect), and my graphic designer cousin to print it out, this gift cost less than a tenth of the price of the gold earrings – and she keeps this one on her desk to look at every day while the earrings are in the back of some cupboard of oblivion in her closet. I knocked this one out of the park.

The absolute perfect gift fulfils these key categories:

  • Personal in some key way.

Dig into your memory bank for unguarded conversations you’ve had with the giftee, where they have mentioned some meaningful desire that they may not even think of receiving as a gift. Most of the gifts we ask for have nothing to do with what we actually want, and everything to do with capitalism’s dictation of what we should have in order to impress others. Be a good listener, not just to words, but observe where their true joy comes from.

  • As unexpected as possible.

Appreciation = Uniqueness – Expectation. You want low expectations, and high uniqueness.

  • Authentic – no clichés
  • Braggable characteristics

Your giftee should be able to show all her friends the gift and make them green with envy that they don’t have an expert gifter like you in their lives.

  • Evidence years onwards that the gift is appreciated.

See if it is kept in a special place/worn/used often and remembered. An excellent indicator is if it is one of the first things unpacked when your giftee moves house. If this is the opposite of how your gift is treated by the giftee, this is a fail, no matter how much they told you to your face that they love it. Failed gifts are your fault, not theirs.

Note how “expensive” doesn’t feature at all on the list.

A word of caution to gifters everywhere who enjoy the high of getting genuine appreciation for your thoughtful gifts. Often, you may not get all the accolades that you feel you deserve. You may be absent at the gift giving, or you may have to share the credit with the lukewarm freeloaders. But always remember, gifting is never about you, it’s about the giftee.

The talent of becoming a great gifter can be its own curse. Once you gain a solid reputation for being so awesome at gifts that you are introduced that way, you’ve got to work harder to maintain this. People will think you’re great because it’s more effortless for you than everyone else, but they don’t know the months and energy you can spend brainstorming, planning logistics and resources, and finally perfect execution. The better you become, the higher the expectations and the harder it gets to surpass them. In short, you’ll forever have to top the last gift, and there is risk of panic-induced burn out. Expert gifting is not for the faint-hearted nor the uncreative.

If you truly seek excellence, then live by this phrase:

Don’t give loved ones what they want, give them what they didn’t know they needed until you brought it into their lives.

Good Luck!

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Sun May 18, 2014 2:57 pm
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Firstly, I cannot believe your work has yet to receive even a single like. Fear not, for then I shall be the first. Still, your essay is inspiring, and I find it scandalous that so few people have responded to it.

Congratulations on a nearly flawless piece of writing. Only a few mistakes are present, but they are minor errors and not of any real significance. I shall point them out nevertheless, for excluding them in your writing will improve it even further. Each time, I shall present you with an example, then I shall explain what about it I think is wrong. Keep in mind though, the same mistake may occur more than once in a work, but flagging each of them would be rather tedious.

Let’s compare the two... the first, was a set of white gold earrings.

You might want to avoid adding unnecessary commas; that way, your writing will have a smoother flow and will read more easily.

I was working a part time job as a receptionist at a clinic, frustratingly boring with meagre pay considering I qualified with an honours degree.

There is nothing wrong with the first part of the sentence, but the second is somewhat awkward. The beginning requires a preposition, or something similar, to connect the two sentences, for example: " a clinic, which was frustratingly boring..." Also, herein you forgot to add a comma: "...meagre pay, considering..." Finally, when referring to a past event and you are already writing in the past simple tense, the past perfect tense is used.

As I have already mentioned, the above are drops in the ocean. When writing essays, some people forget to keep to their topic, but throughout yours you not only kept the reader (me, in this case) interested, you also discussed the topic. You demonstrated what a "gifted giver" should and should not do by using examples from your own life, thereby illustrating your opinion and creating a scenario with which the reader can identify.

Your use of rhetorical questions also engages the reader, and the overall format of the text is coherent and assists the reader in understanding what you have written. I especially liked your final sentence, as some deeper message or revelation is always an excellent way with which to conclude an essay.

I thank you for an insightful read, and may any future works you produce be more of the same!

Rating for this text: three and a half stars (very good)

deleted3 says...

Thank you so much for the review and like, James! I think the problem was that when I published this piece, it failed to show up in the stream of new works... thus remained largely invisible. That's my theory anyway.

I'll take my editing broom to the points you alerted me too. My Achilles' heel is comma placement. I keep telling myself I must get into the habit of reading out loud and punctuate where my voice takes natural breaks. I thought I had caught all of the errors in my rewrite, but these ones snuck through! Thank you for pointing them out.

Speaking of future works, I occasionally dabble in poetry if that's your thing:

Terrible Maths

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Raven here for a review! First nitpicks.

oDig into your memory bank

Stuff in red: Remove the ‘o’. And you also do this throughout the rest of the essay, intentional?

want o impress others.

Stuff in red: Add a ‘t’.

Mrs My Mum

It doesn’t seem like you need ‘Mrs.’ there, and if you are going to still use ‘Mrs.’ you need a period.

I really like your essay! And it is really helpful.


deleted3 says...

Thanks for your review Raven!

The "o" in "oDig..." is a lost in translation between Microsoft Word and Internet - it's meant to be a bullet point! It's the same with the rest of the oddly placed "o"s. I'll edit it in a minute to clear up the confusion.

The "Mrs" was just a quirky way I decided to refer to my mother haha! I'll rethink it.

The "o" into "to" was a simple typo.

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Sat May 03, 2014 9:01 pm
Nishi196 says...

Finding the perfect gift is very often confusing.
This was reallly good. And Very very helpful.
Definitely keeping these points in mind for next time, gift giving gives the "gifter" happiness too ! :)
Loved the phrase in the end.

deleted3 says...

I'm glad it helped you, Nisha! When you realise you want to give something more than a sweater every year, it starts you on an incredible journey to cherishing your loved ones on a new level.

One more warning, unless you are lucky enough to have another great "gifter" in your circles, you may not receive as thoughtful a gift as you give. To overcome disappointment, you have to view the gifting as its own reward. Good luck!

Journeys end in lovers' meeting.
— William Shakespeare