Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
This thread reminds me of a dream I had where my family tried to use a pizza vending machine but it didn’t work and we got kicked out. And then we went into an actual pizza restaurant, but we found out that eating the pizza makes your head invisible.
So, using a pizza vending machine I guess
That’s the thing with life: no one makes it out alive.
—Beetlejuice,Beetlejuice the Musical
[Gengar! they/she] [Spooky month fan, internet cryptid, certified nerd]
Walk up to the counter as if to order, then start really loudly spouting off some cryptic "prophecy" concerning the restaurant, the employees, etc. Especially if it includes their food poisoning people.
Have some people sit down at a table together (preferably a circular one) and sit with backs straight and with a neutral face, and start chanting loudly demonic phrases (or something that sounds demonic) in Latin, and slowly increase your volume. Meanwhile, have some people in the background continuously singing "Ahhhh" in a chorus, with a creepy and evil tune. Make sure everyone is dressed in black. This is optional, but you can have someone banging a drum in a slow rhythm, who is wearing a tuxedo and standing to the side with white contact lenses on, and a straight face. With all of these elements, you will be able to create the illusion of a satanic cult right there in a McDonalds near you.
The problem with quotes found on the internet is that they are often not true.
Have a large group order ice cream cones, then eat the ice cream and walk up to the counter with the empty cones, demanding refills. Don't back down when they refuse.
It's a pity the dictionary has only one definition of beauty. In my world, there are 7.9 billion types of it- all different and still beautiful. — anne27
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