Shane cracked an egg into the bowl of feta and anthotiro, reaching for the mixer again. He'd felt like making an early dinner, and not just anything. Making tiropitakias had come to mind, and it seemed even easier than usual, since their fridge always had some filo dough. He'd brushed it with olive oil, and was now intent on making the filling, hoping to get them in the oven soon.
Ideally, before Remus smelled that anything was happening in the kitchen.
The Talian prince had been a nuisance ever since Connie had left their cabin, and Shane knew it was only a matter of time before he started giving him a headache. Just the night before, he'd demanded Shane cook for him-- reheated leftovers wouldn't do for him, apparently-- ordered James to be his bodyguard, and argued over which room he'd be staying in.
Unsurprisingly, Remus wasn't happy with the one Connie lived in, but he'd taken his dislike a step further by dissing James's room and demanding that he get to have Shane's, which was apparently the only one that even threatened to near his sky-high standards. He'd spoken of the room as if it were already his. Shane had retorted that it belonged to the person whose Master's degree was hanging on the wall in there, and he didn't see Remus's name on it, which had sent the prince into a hissy fit. Shane had nothing to do except make eye contact as he slowly closed the door and lock it up behind him.
Shane beat the egg into the mixture, throwing in a generous pinch of salt and pepper as he did. Satisfied, he reached for a serving spoon, ready to serve it out onto the strips of filo dough that were all ready to go.
"Ah yes, excellent!" Remus said as he trodded down the stairs in his satin bathrobe, and Shane had to bite his lip to suppress a groan. "Finally, a five-star meal is being cooked in this establishment." He scrunched his nose, inviting himself into the kitchen as he swatted his hands in front of him in disgust. "Not like that horrid excuse of 'pasta' that the farmer put together. Eugh! Not an ounce of freshness in that meal. How ironic."
"His name is James," Shane said, spooning out a dollop of the creamy filling, "and I don't think he was claiming that the macaroni and cheese was a five star meal."
"Please. That was a one star meal, at best," Remus said as he took out the jug of milk. "Would you like some milk?"
"I'm fine," Shane said evenly, but not rudely, carefully rolling the dough into a triangle shape around the filling.
"What are you cooking, savant?" Remus asked as he poured himself a glass of milk.
Shane tried not to raise his eyebrows skeptically at the name.
"Tiropitakias," he said. "It's a Western Aphiran dish."
"Mm! Agatha makes those lovely pastry pies to wake us up," Remus said with a smile, putting the milk away. "It's her family recipe, you know. This was before she emigrated to Talia, of course. Regardless, tradition brings taste. I highly doubt yours can compare to hers."
Shane felt his brain stalling at how... odd that all sounded. Pies to wake up to? That sounded like an excessive level of being waited upon. Not to mention that Remus had dropped the name Agatha like Shane should've known who she already was, when she sounded like a staff member of another country's palace.
Also, his cooking was being insulted right now. Was Remus implying his cooking didn't come from... tradition? This recipe was his mother's, and his grandfather's before her, and his great-grandparents before him who were from Western Aphirah themselves. Shane couldn't trace it back further than that himself, but it wouldn't surprise him at all if it went back several more generations. There was nothing about it that lacked tradition.
"I'm sure hers are lovely," Shane responded, spooning out another filling. "The good news is that if you don't think these will be any good, you don't have to have any of them."
Remus huffed out some air, taking a swig of his milk, which left a milk stache on his stubble above his lip. "I suppose I will have to first taste it to find out."
Shane looked up, casting him a blank stare. "You would," he said. "But you didn't exactly help your odds there of that happening."
Remus hummed and put on a fake smile, drumming his fingers against the counter. "When shall they be ready, savant?"
"I don't know who that is, but I'll be eating in twenty to thirty minutes," Shane responded, folding up the pastry and starting on another.
"Excellent." Remus clapped his hands together and clasped them, casting him another smile. "Just in time for me to get ready."
Saints, the audacity. He had cousins around his age, give or take five years, who acted like this. It was times like these Shane was genuinely glad he'd been raised more normally instead of within the walls of the House. It had one downside, though-- he was nearly certain the reason Flint had selected him as Heir was because he wasn't someone who had let the thrill of power get to his head at a tender age.
"Are you planning to eat at the same time?" Shane asked flatly. "Because you'll need to get started on something soon."
"Nonsense. We will eat together, like true heirs to their throne," Remus said with a dismissive wave of his hand, then frowned as he glanced around the living room. "Although, it is much too bad that we cannot dine like kings. Ah well."
"You know, if you want a kingly meal, you're free to it," Shane said. "We have all sorts of ingredients available for your use. You can make whatever you want out of them, as long as you're the one cooking."
"A humble reminder," Remus said with a cheeky smile and a bow of his head. "From a humble prince. Indeed."
"Humility's no flaw," Shane said, a little stiffly. "Just as entitlement's no virtue."
"Mm! Wise words, savant. Short and simple philosophy." Irritably, Remus waved his hand in the air in front of him. "Unlike brother, who drones on like a machine. Which is quite ironic, considering he hates machines."
"Ironic you're calling me the philosopher," Shane said, wrapping up another pie. "Your milkstache matches the powdered wigs of old intellectuals."
Remus stared at him incredulously before balking and furiously dabbling his mouth with a nearby napkin. "You tell me this now, savant?" he said with clear annoyance.
"I might've done so earlier," Shane said. "But I had to put all my words towards the explanations of why you can't exactly belittle someone's work and then expect to reap the rewards."
Remus scoffed, slapping his knuckles against the counter. "I wasn't belittling you. I was..." He squinted off in thought, circling his fingers in the air. "Critiquing you. Yes."
"As if that's any better, or any more appreciated when unsolicited," Shane said dryly.
"Very well," Remus said with a tired sigh. "I rescind my so-called belittlement." He paused. "After I taste."
"Nice try," Shane said, no longer looking at him as he completed another tiropitakia. "It doesn't work that way either. Since your eating these is dependent upon my acceptance of your apology."
Remus pressed his lips together with clear apprehension, but then he threw his hands up in the air, unleashing the theatrics. "Oh, please, Hawking. I cannot eat another morning salad. I will simply go mad! And don't you dare suggest the sorry excuse of 'pasta' at me. That is severe insult to feed to a Talian prince! I kindly suggest you bring mercy to my table. I am far too famished to argue."
Shane turned around, setting his serving spoon down as he regarded Remus with a stern look.
"Has no one ever told you 'no' before?" he asked flatly.
"Eugh," Remus moaned, peeling away from the counter and pitifully sauntering back towards the stairs. "Spare me from the lecture, savant. I shall instead wilt with hunger in my prison."
"I have no intent to lecture you," Shane said plainly, raising his voice as Remus stomped away to head upstairs. "I don't think that's my job. Nor do I intend to play the role of some cruel prison guard. But even though you don't realize it, you're choosing what is probably the worst of three options. You can apologize and eat this, you can suck it up and eat some perfectly good leftovers, or you can fast of your own volition. And it's ridiculous to do that instead of setting aside pride for your own well-being."
The slamming of a door punctuated his words. Shane sighed.
It was going to be a long lockdown. At least he had good food to get him through it.
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