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Fri Mar 31, 2023 10:03 pm
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Big Brother says...



It has come to Big Brother's attention that there have been some glitches in YWS during the prepping and transition to NaPo. Please report all suspicious activity here.
  





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Fri Mar 31, 2023 10:32 pm
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Shady says...



ur mom is suspicious activity

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Fri Mar 31, 2023 10:39 pm
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Hijinks says...



I think @Omni really likes this topic. Bit suspicious perhaps?
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Sat Apr 01, 2023 7:20 pm
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SantaYWS says...



way too many birds. I would like to report that.
  





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Sat Apr 01, 2023 7:48 pm
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Euphory says...



As an avid supporter of the birds and a member of #TeamChickens, I do not believe they are of concern. We are only looking to be harbingers of joy through the power of the feather.
HOWEVER, what we should be very worried about is the current onslaught of the bats on the site! I fear we are so worried about the penguins and goos and chickens and batfish that we are missing the true threat of an animal from an entirely different kingdom, i.e., the bats.

I submit below the evidence.
I have been looking into the activities of @SantaYWS and @DreamyAlice and found a suspicious amount of bat-related content in them...

...the most concerning one being an exclusive Bats Club

@SantaYWS has been personally sending GIFTS to YWSers to persuade them to join the club! All YWSers must be alerted to distrust these gifts and join our bat-tle against the bats!
Viola Tricolor also known as wild pansy, Johnny Jump up, heartsease, heart's ease, heart's delight, tickle-my-fancy, Jack-jump-up-and-kiss-me, come-and-cuddle-me, three faces in a hood, love-in-idleness, and pink of my john-
  








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