There were no monsters to be found, not even the threat of a random dark lord or even a conspiracy regarding the bedsheets like that one time two centuries ago.
Judging by the oversized getup, that pirate suit wasn't meant for him, which meant Stean and said pirate could probably do with a switch in clothes. He decided maybe that was the wrong observation to make at the moment.
Harry Hardy prided himself on never being caught by surprise, not with the potato shooting teddy bears, not with the psychopathic toaster, not even when someone had animated a bowl of jelly beans to act like a swarm of lethal bees.
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