Young Writers Society

"All the best weddings have assassins."

There’s something about hearing a French man say “Yee-Haw”

My son came home from school saying he’s gonna ‘yeet himself out of the window’

You are the human equivalent of a cold bowl of soup

i am a hotel
for bacteria
i hope i get a 5 star review in bacteria yelp

You darn kids today, always hitting griddies and cranking sojla boys

he wanted to be a daddy so bad he sat on a rock.

he's expecting comfort from the woman he loves and instead he gets a violent little teenager of an indescribable gender

i gonna barf up the rock and eat this rock instead, cause it looks more important.

Growing up, he was always taught that mass-mind control was okay, but now he’s starting to question that

yeah I've been trying to get out of Rome now, but that's the funny thing

they're romance languages. They made out together

Taylor waved happily. He was in an ANIME SHOP with COMICALLY LARGE PILES OF MEAT.

I may be an apex predator, but I have MORALS

clearly, this has been done by someone who had too much time on their hands