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Have you heard yet?



Have you heard it yet?

Of course!
11
8%
No
5
4%
Huh?
36
25%
You mean, like, some people haven't heard yet?
18
13%
Give me ten bucks and I'll tell you I heard whatever you want me to hear
72
51%
 
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Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:24 am
Poor Imp says...



(Imp waves the ten dollar bill cheerily down at the angry Russians and drops rice on them)

...er, by the way...who heard what now and what we were supposed to have heard? At least I got ten bucks.

(...a bit anxiously, Imp realises the rest of the world is moving in on the altercation...)
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Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:25 am
Rei says...



Rei stays in her nice, safe, multicultural Canada.
Please, sit down before you fall down.
Belloq, "Raiders of the Lost Ark"
  





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Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:26 am
Torpid says...



uhmm, i think Nate changed somethin

*Soviet spy sneaks into western europe airport, where imp will land moments later*

mwehehehehehe
  





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Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:27 am
Rei says...



I think Nate's just gone bonkers.
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Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:27 am
Torpid says...



canada is like the safest place in the world, lol. right above the U.S., no real enemies. lucky people eh?
  





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Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:29 am
Poor Imp says...



Reichieru wrote:I think Nate's just gone bonkers.


I'm sure he must feel sorry for having started WWIII - and over 10 dollars too.

:wink:

(...Imp lands, oblivious, and enters the airport still brushing rice off)
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Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:29 am
Rei says...



Yes, it is rather silly what money will do to people.
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Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:34 am
Torpid says...



TEN DOLLARs?THE RUSSIANS WERE JUST FOR CONQUEST/....

*SOVIET SPY BLOWS UP, AT THE WRONG GATE INTO THE AIRPORT*

*MILES AWAY, ASSISTANT DIRECTOR TO MOTHER RUSSIA CLEANS UP SPILT VODKA ALL OVER THE SELF DESTRUCT SPY KEYBOARD*


NAHAHAHA
  





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Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:35 am
Rei says...



Oh well, just as long as the bars and restaurants near colleges and universities in Ontario don't run out of Smirnoff.
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Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:41 am
Poor Imp says...



(...Imp watches as dozens of Polish government agents and police lock the airport down, still happily ignorant of the reason for the explosion...)

But the Chinese are getting impatient. They invade Taiwan. (Apparently ten dollars isn't what they're after either...)
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Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:42 am
Bobo says...



LOL, this may be the first official poll to end up in the randomness forum :P

As for the point of this poll, I think Nate really has just gone crazy. I mean, heck, you gotta come up with a new poll every week (month? Day? Moon cycle? Toothbrush?) and so in conclusion, you all owe me three dollars each.
  





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Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:42 am
Torpid says...



OH NO SILLY CANADIAN GIRL, THE FIRST VIOLENT ACT RUSSIA COMMITED WAS WITHDRAWING SMIRNOFF AND VODKA FORM THE REST OF THE WORLD. YES, WE AT COMMUNIST INC. ARE MASTERMINDS, AND WE NOOOO IIITT, HAHA. FACE IT WORLD, WE AT RUSSIA HVE BESTED YOU SO NOW WHAT WILL U SAY, NOTHING BECASUE WE AT RUSSIA-"

MOTHER RUSSIA FALLS DOWN, AS BIG RED WHITE AND BLUE SHIELD SLAPS HER IN HEAD.

CAPT. AMERICA ENTERS THE ROOM, ACCOMPANIED BY FIVE MILLON ANGRY OCEANIANS COVERED IN RICE...
  





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Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:45 am
Torpid says...



I TAKE THIS BACK, RUSSIA BLOWS UP BOBO AND KEEPS ITS THREE DOLLARS. THEN IT IS ATTACKED BY CAPT. AMERICA...
  





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Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:47 am
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(Imp notices the Poles laughing hysterically at Russia with American money...and decides heading back to Great Britain - or even farther West - would be advisable...)

So...is America going to help Taiwan out? Taiwan is looking rather pitiful fighting off all of China...
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Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:50 am
Torpid says...



WELL I TIHNK ALL OF THE WESTERN COUNTRIES ARE IN OR NEAR EUROPE MASSING FOR WAR AGAINST EVIL RUSSIA AND GERMANY. DUDE, WE BLEW UP CHINA AND LIKE ALL OF SOUTH ASIA. IM SORRY. THERE GONE.

BUUUUT

SUUURE AMERICA WILL HELP TAIWAN
  








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