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Woodchucks and wood



How much would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

A twig, and maybe a small branch
17
13%
An entire tree!
16
12%
Huh?
4
3%
What's a wood chuck?
9
7%
Two trees
5
4%
Ask Bob
54
41%
Umm... None of the above
28
21%
 
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Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:11 am
Azrael says...



No se. *shrugs and flies away*
  





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Mon May 19, 2008 12:00 am
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helpless42 says...



I hate that rhyme, its so stupid and I can never remember the second part.
  





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Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:23 am
patience_isnt says...



As much as I can.

Which is none.
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Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:29 am
YodelingVet1 says...



A woodchuck can chuck everything in the world made of wood.
  





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Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:41 am
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Miss Ching says...



Hmm... I'm pretty sure the answer is "Ask Bob"
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Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:37 pm
Mr.Knightley says...



A woodchuck sounds like a small rodent, and I don't think it would be named a wood 'chuck' if it ate wood, so I'll say none of the above.

What is a woodchuck?
  





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Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:43 pm
Young gun says...



The last option.
Too bad we don't live to experinece death
  





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Fri Aug 26, 2016 1:37 am
ChieRynn says...



He'd chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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