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Woodchucks and wood

How much would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

A twig, and maybe a small branch
An entire tree!
What's a wood chuck?
Two trees
Ask Bob
Umm... None of the above
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Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:11 am
Azrael says...

No se. *shrugs and flies away*

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Mon May 19, 2008 12:00 am
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helpless42 says...

I hate that rhyme, its so stupid and I can never remember the second part.

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Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:23 am
patience_isnt says...

As much as I can.

Which is none.
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"Peeing on a stick, you wanna try?"

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Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:29 am
YodelingVet1 says...

A woodchuck can chuck everything in the world made of wood.

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Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:41 am
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Miss Ching says...

Hmm... I'm pretty sure the answer is "Ask Bob"

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Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:37 pm
Mr.Knightley says...

A woodchuck sounds like a small rodent, and I don't think it would be named a wood 'chuck' if it ate wood, so I'll say none of the above.

What is a woodchuck?

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Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:43 pm
Young gun says...

The last option.
Too bad we don't live to experinece death

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Fri Aug 26, 2016 1:37 am
ChieRynn says...

He'd chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
And as if in answer there came from far away another note. Horns, horns horns, in dark mindolluins sides they dimly echoed. Great horns of the north wildly blowing.
Rohan had come at last.

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