## How much would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

A twig, and maybe a small branch
16
12%
An entire tree!
16
12%
Huh?
4
3%
What's a wood chuck?
9
7%
Two trees
5
4%
53
40%
Umm... None of the above
28
21%

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Fri Nov 25, 2005 8:11 pm
Doctor Kitty says...

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? This is one of the unanswerable mysteries of the Universe, but I, MisterWaffles, have the answer. (It's quite simple really.)

Woodchuck= w
Wood= w²
x = cheese
y = Bob, Hank, and Jim

w² ≈ [w(xy-178) + w²(x² + 45)] - √1852 * 17pi

Wow. I just love spewing false information...

But really, I think I chose a whole tree, since my equasion above obviously shows that the woodchuck would chuck a whole tree. (Actually, I don't remember what I chose. xD)

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Sat Nov 26, 2005 12:28 am
Elocina says...

MisterWaffles, you have too much time and too great a love for math.
Can you tutor me in trig?
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Someone should create a spoof with Wood Cucky, the forest-chucking genetically engineered wood chuck who comes to torment and unsuspecting family....Buwhahaha.

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Sat Nov 26, 2005 12:45 am
backgroundbob says...

1 + 1 = 2

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Sat Nov 26, 2005 3:03 am
Doctor Kitty says...

OFFTOPIC: I'm only in Algebra II. No trig here. (That's just a bunch of mathematical symbols shoved together, anyway. )

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Sat Nov 26, 2005 6:07 pm
Incandescence says...

I'd need empirical observation to form any kind of conclusion about that...

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Sat Nov 26, 2005 6:09 pm
backgroundbob says...

bah

rational is the way to go.
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Sun Nov 27, 2005 8:09 am
Chevy says...

I'm a senior in trig...can someone say brainwashing? Actually, it does get fun at times but for the most part...writing and playing guitar is where I'm supposed to be. I can do fractions and decimals and algebra which is enough to file my taxes so what's the use of trig? The world may never know.

But anyway, on to the wood chuck. My younger sister knows the answer to this one but considering its 3:08 AM and I'm the only person in the Harper household awake, she would probably knock the living daylights out of me for waking her up to ask her that.
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Sun Nov 27, 2005 8:13 am
Griffinkeeper says...

Wait until you enter calculus.

Just integral a number and then derive it. That will get the number of wood a woodchuck would chuck if it could chuck wood in a chuck shop.
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Sun Nov 27, 2005 1:13 pm
Chevy says...

*shudders* Oh don't worry, there will be no caculus.
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Sun Nov 27, 2005 2:07 pm
backgroundbob says...

You all think you have it hard?

Try the english math A level extension.

Eep.
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Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:32 pm
thegirlwhofateloves says...

Hmmmm e in maths, aa in english......no sense whatsoever!!!!!
Actually I'm bloody confused - how did we get from woodchucks to maths???!!!!!!
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Tue Nov 29, 2005 7:58 pm
Tara says...

I was actually bored enough to look this up on the internet one day, back in 6th grade. The average amount of wood chucked by a woodchuck was 247 chords. The record for woodchuck wood chucking is 336 chords of wood (it failed to give the amount of time either of these figures were chucked over, however.)

And of course, this was all made up by someone who has even more time on their hands then me.
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Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:10 am
thegirlwhofateloves says...

Lol
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Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:19 pm
bluecows says...

so... what do wood chucks do in their spare time then? go around all the wood they chucked or what?
To see a world in a grain of sand and a heaven in a wild flower,
hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour. – William Blake

I was lying in bed, watching the stars and i thought, 'where the hell is the ceiling?'

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Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:57 am
Fireweed says...

So... how much ground could a groundhog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?

Whats the diff between groundhogs and woodchucks anyhow?
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