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How much would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

A twig, and maybe a small branch
16
13%
An entire tree!
16
13%
Huh?
4
3%
What's a wood chuck?
9
7%
Two trees
5
4%
Ask Bob
51
40%
Umm... None of the above
26
20%
 
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Mon Nov 21, 2005 6:49 pm
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Duskglimmer says...



A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

he he he... I'm the only one to answer None of the Above...
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Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:01 pm
mystical*dragons says...



What's a wood chuck? :?
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Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:06 pm
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Angel17 says...



Is there actually an answer? If there isn't, i am right any way because i'm always right! I think? I think its an entire tree if your wondering by the way.
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Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:16 pm
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Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:25 pm
Elizabeth says...



Jesus has explained all of it!!!

THE ANSWER IS:
42 (According to Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy)
32 (To Government)
74 (Because I said so)

I clicked none of the above because not even Bob knows this one.
  





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Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:26 pm
Teeeeo. says...



I think chuck means chew... NO IDEA

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Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:28 pm
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Duskglimmer says...



I thought that "chuck" meant "throw"
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Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:32 pm
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Elizabeth says...



I think Chuck is like... SCARF DOWN

Like...
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Well... Maybe they had a game of Toss the Bark?!
  





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Beethoven says...



Really, this is unanswerable. If a wood chuck was to chuck wood (meaning, chew), we would need a time restraint. At a time? In an hour? A day? A year? His Life? I would wager the wood chucked would be a substantial amount if we consider his entire life.
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Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:32 pm
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Bobo says...



Chuck does not, never has, and never will mean chew. The only definitions I've heard for it are A) to regurgitate, or B) to discharge. I think we're talking about all at once. Either way, Bob knows. Note that we haven't said which Bob it is we're asking...
  





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Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:33 pm
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Firestarter says...



chuck as a verb:

1. To pat or squeeze fondly or playfully, especially under the chin.
2.
a) To throw or toss: chucked stones into the water.
b) Informal. To throw out; discard: chucked my old sweater.
c) Informal. To force out; eject: chucking out the troublemakers.
3. Informal. To give up; quit: chucked her job.

So is the woodchuck actually just playfully patting the wood??
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Mon Nov 21, 2005 9:03 pm
Beethoven says...



Well, that's how I've always known it as. Must be a Montanan thing ^_~ lol
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bubblewrapped says...



:lol: what I want to know is, where is he chucking all that wood? Because, you know, I'd kind of like to be at a safe distance, whatEVER 'chuck' means.... :shock: :lol:
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Areida says...



A whole tree, of course!

Oh, and don't worry Beethoven; I always thought it meant for him to gnaw on it or whatever.
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