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Woodchucks and wood



How much would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

A twig, and maybe a small branch
17
13%
An entire tree!
16
12%
Huh?
4
3%
What's a wood chuck?
9
7%
Two trees
5
4%
Ask Bob
55
41%
Umm... None of the above
28
21%
 
Total votes : 134


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This time the official poll asks the old age question: How much would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
  





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Or how about the even more controversial question: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck a 1000 pound man?
  





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*Shrugs*

Ask Bob.

*Whispers* 42.
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In this case, does chuck mean vomiting?
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Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
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Chuck means throw, in this case. I think. I doubt he could throw up much wood without repeated attempts.
  





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Wood? Throw things? Huh?
:? meh, I'm confuzzled.
Ahhh...are you talking about those walking trees in Lord of the Rings?
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Yes......I'm just stupid.....ignore me, please.....!!!

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That must hurt; I usually just say something like "Gosh" and squint my eyes really hard. But I guess that works too.

I answered "A twig, and maybe a small branch," but 42 is a much better answer.
  





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:shock:
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I have no idea what a wood chuck does. :shock: Chucking trees?
  





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Yep, that's the problem I have too. Surely trees are to big to be chucked...are we talking rainforst size trees or little baby ones???? :D
I actually have not a clue what the hell a wood chuck even is....anyone care to elaborate? Sorry for being dumb in response to a random poll and all..... :wink:
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Emma says...



Bob knows everything, so it would be easier to just ask him. :D (Or her... what if Bob is short for Bobualur, or something like that... hmmm)
  





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Chicken...look at his profile!!! :D he's a maaaaan...well, alledgedly...we can't always prove these things.... :P but he's definately a dude.
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