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Woodchucks and wood

How much would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

A twig, and maybe a small branch
An entire tree!
What's a wood chuck?
Two trees
Ask Bob
Umm... None of the above
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Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:11 am
Azrael says...

No se. *shrugs and flies away*

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Mon May 19, 2008 12:00 am
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helpless42 says...

I hate that rhyme, its so stupid and I can never remember the second part.

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Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:23 am
patience_isnt says...

As much as I can.

Which is none.
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Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:29 am
YodelingVet1 says...

A woodchuck can chuck everything in the world made of wood.

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Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:41 am
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Miss Ching says...

Hmm... I'm pretty sure the answer is "Ask Bob"

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Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:37 pm
Mr.Knightley says...

A woodchuck sounds like a small rodent, and I don't think it would be named a wood 'chuck' if it ate wood, so I'll say none of the above.

What is a woodchuck?

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Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:43 pm
Young gun says...

The last option.
Too bad we don't live to experinece death

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