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House is to Soda Can as Phone is to...

House is to Soda Can as Phone is to...?

Ford F-150: Built Ford Tough
Colgate Toothpase: Pure. Fresh. Clean.
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Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:59 pm
Lynlyn says...

Pat, as usual. He's tough.

The Ford F-150 is one of the most dangerous cars out there, according to test data. But Pat, he's stickin' around.
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Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:53 pm
Perra says...

Dream Deep wrote:Now are we talking about House, here, or are we talking about an actual house?

Because my answer would vary, depending. XD

I can only think of this poll in terms of House, M.D.. I tried to think of it in terms of an actual house, but I just couldn't. It was like committing treason or heresy. So, my answer is that Dr. House can crush a soda can with his cane, and a phone can crush a watch with its receiver if the receiver is brought down hard enough.
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Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:23 pm
Kayla says...

These things are always confusing lol :D
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Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:43 pm
Adnamarine says...

Well, when I hear 'house' my automatic thought is 'Doctor House'. So I chose toothpick. It makes sense, really. You'll just have to trust me;)
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Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:04 pm
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Love2act4ever says...

I answer is toothpaste!!!!!! =D
It is the answer to anything and everything. (Well maybe not)
But it does refer to soda and toothpaste, using mouth. And a phone is in the house.
analogies are hard...=(

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Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:56 am
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thunder_dude7 says...

Uh, DUH! A soda can is inside your house, and Pat Buchanan spams your phone line like he's in the phone! See? It works!

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Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:39 pm
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robyns37 says...

CD-ROM. Both a house and a soda can hold things, you listen to a telephone and a CD. Some logic, maybe...
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:22 pm
Aidankay says...

Suzanne wrote:Toothpick!

Inside a house you can find a soda can, and you can put a tooth pick into a phone so.... Yay kind of logic!

Never saw it like that, i suppose if my phone somehow managed to obtain a tooth pick though I'd be rather... shocked?

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Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:59 pm
moosiegirl says...

umm... I don't get it! What's the analogy here?
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:25 am
mateeah3 says...

You drink soda in a house, just like you drive cars in phones. :)

That is amazing logic. I'm so intelligent. :D
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:09 pm
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patience_isnt says...

Watch, because there's one in the phone.

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Tue Oct 28, 2008 5:18 am
danster724 says...

houses are big cans are small. The only thing smaller than a phone on the list was toothpick.
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Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:57 am
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BeckFletch. says...

These polls are hard. I need my 'all of the above' button!!
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Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:45 pm
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LowKey says...

Bug. It automatically showed me the results without letting me vote. Now I can't. :( For the record, I pick Toothpaste. :)
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