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Pat Buchanan
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Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:45 am
Teague says...

Pat Buchanan FTW!

Can openers make me feel stupid because I am incapable of operating one properly. *shame*
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Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:38 pm
Esmé says...

Moon :)

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Sat Jun 16, 2007 3:22 pm
Bella says...

out of curiousity...what book is that? Also, isn't SPEW that one thing-thing from harry potter...that discussion happened at hte beginning of this, but still. There ya go, my two cents.

Also, if you don't say good night to the man in the moon, he will eat you and leave your children in a world of eternal darkness. Say goodnight to the moon!
i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart) <3

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Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:52 am
MadHatter says...

moon and Pat B. Aren't they the same?
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Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:08 am
Aet Lindling says...

Firestarter wrote:Pat. It's always Pat.

Oh yes. PAT!!!!!!!!
dun worry
it's all gun be k

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Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:28 am
Lindsaroo says...

I voted for Can Opener and I feel bad for the poor table. The poor thing. I hate myself for not voting for it! You all are just as bad!!! The poor poor thing. I felt so guilty I bought it 67 silk tablecloths!


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Sat Jun 30, 2007 5:35 am
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Kim says...

Pat Buchanan does exist, but the moon will out last him.

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Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:29 am
Moosh says...

Only the "moon" makes sense to me. I don't get the others...... :? But then again, I am Moosh. I dont get anything. hehe

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Sun Jul 08, 2007 10:10 am
Shine says...

Moony Moony! :P
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Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:53 am
MadHatter says...

Okay, I take back my vote. I combined them all:

Goodnight Pat Buchanan, who is looking out the window at the moon, while sitting at the table and cuddling his can opener.

Voldemort: You kids! If I ever find out who's calling I will tell the wizard law and you will go to wizard jail and then I'll kill you!

Harry Potter Puppet Pals - Wizard Swears

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Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:48 am
~Volant~ says...

*Begins to sing horribly off pitch*


We love you Pat!
Oh, yes we do!
We love your randomness,
And we'll be true!
When you're not in the polls,
We're blue!
Oh, Pat, we love you!

*Bows and exits stage left*
Where are we going?

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Sun Feb 17, 2008 10:54 pm
Jasmine Hart says...

Goodnight can-opener. Sometimes Goodnight Wall, but that wasn't an option...also goodnight fish.
"Just like moons and like suns,
With the certainty of tides,
Just like hopes springing high,
Still I'll rise."
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Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:56 am
casey_kent says...

Christianity is not a religion, it's a relationship.

I may not be perfect but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.

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Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:48 am
MidnightVampire says...

Moon! Who wouldn't say good night to it? Plus, that was my favorite book when I was little, loved to find the little mouse.
I realized that I said I'd be gone for only two weeks...but I was gone for much longer.I hope to stay on this time. :)

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Sat May 17, 2008 3:55 pm
helpless42 says...

wow this is weird. but I would definitely have to say moon. I mean they named the book that.

People say I love you all the time - when they say, ‘take an umbrella, it’s raining,’ or ‘hurry back,’ or even ‘watch out, you’ll break your neck.’ There are hundreds of ways of wording it - you just have to listen for it, my dear.
— John Patrick, The Curious Savage