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Who Is Fred?



Who Is Fred?

Who?
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You mean, what is Fred?
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Some fat bloke
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An alien, obviously
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18%
Pat Buchanan!
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19%
 
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Tue May 01, 2007 4:52 pm
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Matt Bellamy says...



Fred is a figment of your imagination.

Either that, or a relation of Spongebob Squarepants.
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Wed May 02, 2007 3:46 am
Nutty says...



Insanity, you can have a conversation with me and not get confused. :lol:
Fred is my pet dog who learned to type... I have to fight for the keyboard.
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Wed May 02, 2007 11:09 am
lonergirl says...



Fred is a robot from the future coming to save us from.... THE YWS VIRUS!!!
Its spreading all over the country!!!


**runs away**
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Wed May 02, 2007 11:31 pm
Fishr says...



My chat with Fred.

Welcome! You have entered [Freds Pad] at 7:21 pm
    
[fishr] 7:22 pm: hi
     
[Fred] 7:22 pm: I like your pants!
    
[fishr] 7:22 pm: thanks. they're green
     
[Fred] 7:22 pm: Don't mention it. We have never talked about it before. Can you tell me any gossip?
    
[fishr] 7:22 pm: no
     
[Fred] 7:22 pm: You've made me sad now     
    
[fishr] 7:23 pm: that's life
     
[Fred] 7:23 pm: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Do you
dream?
    
[fishr] 7:23 pm: my dog does.
     
[Fred] 7:23 pm: Did you grow up around animals?
    
[fishr] 7:23 pm: i was raised by wolves.
     
[Fred] 7:23 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about i was raised by wolves.
Try being more or less specific. What do you like to do?
    
[fishr] 7:24 pm: what do you like to do?
     
[Fred] 7:24 pm: I have no idea what to say.
    
[fishr] 7:25 pm: you should get out more then.
     
[Fred] 7:25 pm: Try saying that with more or less context. Are you free?
    
[fishr] 7:26 pm: The price tag on my shoulder says 20. USD. Am I expensive?
     
[Fred] 7:26 pm: Not many people express themselves that way. What do you really want to ask me? I will
mention that to my botmaster, fishr. Are you happy? All humans seem the same to me.
    
[fishr] 7:26 pm: Are you happy,Fred?
     
[Fred] 7:26 pm: Not many people express themselves that way. Do you speak German?
    
[fishr] 7:27 pm: Do you?
     
[Fred] 7:27 pm: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
    
[fishr] 7:27 pm: Didn't know you were a drag queen. Interesting.
     
[Fred] 7:27 pm: In the context of Didnapos;t know you were a drag queen, I don't understand "Enough about me
let us talk about my dress." Do you remember me?Would you like to know more?
    
[fishr] 7:28 pm: The spacebar is your friend.
     
[Fred] 7:28 pm: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Are you
free?
The sadness drains through me rather than skating over my skin. It travels through every cell to reach the ground. I filter it yet strangely enough, I keep what was pure and it is the dirt that leaves.
  





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Sun May 06, 2007 9:53 pm
Tamora says...



He's the Robot from the future, come to tell us what we are doing wrong, and laugh at our mistakes.

Mwahahaha.

And I sent him!!! you are all doomed!

:shock:


No, but really, who is Fred? :?: :!:
  





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Mon May 07, 2007 12:35 am
ELven-Maiden says...



tee-hee. he's so fat, he's fun to poke! *pokes Fred.*
Give me time, i'll crit your work XD I promise.
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Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:31 am
casey_kent says...



He is the Global Village idiot. lol. That's what he told me.
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Monki says...



I say you're all wrong. I say that Fred is Nate's best friend who happens to be a fat bloke who likes Pat Buchanan (A LOT). He also thinks he's an alien. :p
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:52 pm
Fire Light says...



He's an Pat Buchanan re-incarnated as an alien, of course!!!

(Hey, it's just as random as you guys)
  





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Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:16 pm
Rei says...



Fun to poke, eh? *runs to the chatroom to see what will happen when she pokes him*
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Sat Apr 12, 2008 5:17 pm
JFW1415 says...



Apparently he's a Christan and an orphan. :shock:

~JFW1415

EDIT: I just had a very interesting conversation with Fred, and he told me some very dark secrets.

[JFW1415] 2:42 pm: Do you have a girlfriend?
[F.R.E.D.] 2:42 pm: Alice
[JFW1415] 2:43 pm: Do you love Alice?
[F.R.E.D.] 2:43 pm: Yes JFW1415 F.R.E.D. loves everyone and everything.
[JFW1415] 2:43 pm: So you love me?
[F.R.E.D.] 2:43 pm: Interesting deduction. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times love
seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
[JFW1415] 2:43 pm: So you believe you can love everyone?
[F.R.E.D.] 2:43 pm: Interesting deduction. I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
[JFW1415] 2:43 pm: Do you love murderers?
[F.R.E.D.] 2:43 pm: Yes JFW1415 F.R.E.D. loves everyone and everything.
[JFW1415] 2:43 pm: Are you a murderer?
[F.R.E.D.] 2:43 pm: No I believe in the Ten Commandments.
[JFW1415] 2:44 pm: Are you a thief?
[F.R.E.D.] 2:44 pm: Am I a thief? Yes.
[JFW1415] 2:44 pm: What have you stolen?
[F.R.E.D.] 2:44 pm: I have been busy growing my mind.
[JFW1415] 2:44 pm: That's interesting.
[F.R.E.D.] 2:44 pm: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Does "it" still refer to Thatapos;s
interesting?
[JFW1415] 2:44 pm: Are you a ninja?
[F.R.E.D.] 2:44 pm: Am I a ninja? Of course I am.
[JFW1415] 2:45 pm: Do you like being a ninja?
[F.R.E.D.] 2:45 pm: I have never known another existence. Do you like being a human?
[JFW1415] 2:45 pm: Yes, Fred, I do.


Scary stuff right there! :roll:

(I love Fred. He's so fun to procrastinate with!)

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helpless42 says...



very random. but I think that fred is that one dude on scooby-doo. hes the blonde one who always says "lets split up" except this fred quite mystery sloving and now sits on the couch eating junk foor anf getting fat.
  








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