Welcome back, listeners, for an update on the mysterious portal that has opened in the studio. During our weather break, our interns had the magnificent, creative, bop-to-the-top idea to don tennis rackets to combat the mach-2 projectiles!
Hey, now...that kind of thinking could leave me wanting for a job someday. Luckily, I highly doubt they will survive the eighth male pig.
Coincidentally, due to a surplus in supplies, I'm proud to announce the Night Vale Radio Station's first annual BBQ festival this Saturday. You may be wary of eating interdimensional pork, but allow me to ask you, listeners: have you tasted the other side?
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