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Calling Englishmen



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Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:38 pm
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Jojo says...



I would like to write something on the English countryside but am really confused. Jerome.K.Jerome's Three Men on a Boat has left me quite puzzled about the rivers of England. I'm not talking about the geography. The author writes that a man could walk in a river and had to do it in single file. Are the riveres so narrow?
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Fri Nov 25, 2005 2:53 pm
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Firestarter says...



Moved to research.

And English rivers aren't narrow.
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Sureal says...



English rivers are just like all other rivers around the world. Except our ducks go, 'Quack quack, wot.'
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Mon Nov 28, 2005 3:45 pm
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Meta-Messiah says...



Im yet to see any of these tiny rivers, maybe he was talking about crossing them, that i have heard you do single file but other than that im at a loss
  





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Mon Nov 28, 2005 3:49 pm
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thegirlwhofateloves says...



Meh, rivers???
I'm confuzzled. They're not that wide....but it depends on what you class as 'wide'.
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Emma says...



Doesn't it depend?
  








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