Young Writers Society

Granted, but when you do, I ruthlessly corrupt it.

I wish I had enough willpower to be a vegetarian.

Granted, but then a huge bug infestation sweeps the world, leaving 97% of the world's edible vegetation unedible. All vegetarians are forced to revert to meat eaters.


I wish I knew who my roommate was going to be next year, and that she is AWESOME!

Granted, but then she dies in a mall shooting.

I wish I wasn't addicted to Facebook!

Granted, but you then become addicted to all kinds of other social media. So you're really no better off than when you started.

I wish that I was actually making progress on my book rather than hoping that it will somehow finish itself. DX

Granted, but nobody wants to read it when you're done. XD

I wish I could hack the MMORPG I play and give myself 10,000,000 in-game monies.

Granted, but you are quickly caught and banned from the game for LIFE.

I wish things would stop being so confusing and weird between me and my best guy friend. (I.E. I wish he'd make up his freaking mind.)

Granted, things stop being confusing. So does his heart. He's now a zombie.

I wish my friends would stop moving away.

Granted, you move away...to the other end of the galaxy.

I wish I had friends.

Granted, but they all move away against their will.

I wish that my sister wasn't having such a bad day

Granted, but now you and everyone else in the world is.

I wish I didn't have a head ache.

Granted, but now you have no head.

I wish the holidays would last forever.

Granted, but you become a stupid vegetable from no school.

I wish I didn't have to go to swim team in the morning.

Granted but now you get no sleep at night because you must swim from 6pm-3am.

I wish I didn't have to work through the summer.

Granted, but because you didn't work you didn't meet the love of you life, who would have been your co-worker, and you spend the rest of your life alone.

I wish I could go to NYC.

Granted but you spent all your money going there, you are now begging on the streets for food and money.

I wish the next person who posts in this thread gets 100,000 points.