Stock Photo Poetry
For this challenge, you must do the impossible and write a short and sweet poem of 5 stanzas with 4 lines per stanza -- Oh, that doesn't sound too impossible does it? Well you didn't hear the last part, it all has to go along with these 5, slightly crazy, but still somehow PG stock photos.
Guess they'll be sleeping with the fishes tonight.

What? Even Jesus likes to shop till he drops.

I'd be scared of a mouse too or just technology in general.

Hugging the cat was obviously worth the allergy attack for this guy.

Wake up and smell the roses! Or cactus! Really just do your own thing.

You can about working these in however you like. Use them as a metaphor life, which they could certainly be. Or just write a literal poem about wanting to shoot your goldfish and smell a cactus while discussing hugging your cat.
Doesn't matter how you do it or in what order, these five things just have to be in there somewhere and incorporated in a way that makes slight sense. A poem that looks something like the following one, will not be accepted. Use some sense when you decide to try and cheat the system.
Fish, fish, fish
Lady, lady, lady
With, with, with,
A gun, a gun, a gun
Jesus
Jesus
Jesus
Jesus
etc
etc
etc
etc
Most of all, have fun.
It's not all about winning.
Except it is, just don't let it get too far out of hand.
To enter, simply do the same as in every other event. Post your finalized (or semi-finalized if you're going to come back and edit) product in this thread and any questions or comments in the DT.
Gender:
Points: 650
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