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Selling: Singing Telegram



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Points: 106
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Mon May 01, 2017 6:37 am
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fortis says...



Will record a musical message for you or a friend for 75 points.

If you would like to remain anonymous, PM me

Will NOT send:
-Hate or bullying of any sort
-Swearing of any kind
-Songs I don't know (if you want them to be sung correctly)

Will send:
-Positive messages
-Personalized Happy Birthdays
-Improvised tunes to poems (or songs I don't know)

For an extra 25 points, I will throw in terrible piano. (SERIOUSLY TERRIBLE. There's no quality option here other than absolutely terrible)


Also open to dramatic readings


What I need from you:
Song or dramatic reading?:
What to sing: (title of song or paste lyrics/poem/whatever)
Who to send it to: (username)
Whether you want it sung terribly nor not: (How good do you need it? If dramatic reading, how dramatic?)
75 points: (If the piece is considerably longer than it should really be, this might need to be higher)
Terrible piano?: (yes/no. if yes, send that extra 25 points, yo)
Any particular date you want it to be sent: (especially for birthdays)
Anything else?: (do you want me to say who it's from? Anything else included in the message? Literally anything else that might be important.)


I reserve the right to turn down any song or poem I desire. I will refund you in full if this is the case.
Instead, he said, Brother! I know your hunger.
To this, the Wolf answered, Lo!

-Elena Passarello, Animals Strike Curious Poses
  








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