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Selling: Singing Telegram

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Points: 106
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Mon May 01, 2017 6:37 am
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fortis says...

Will record a musical message for you or a friend for 75 points.

If you would like to remain anonymous, PM me

Will NOT send:
-Hate or bullying of any sort
-Swearing of any kind
-Songs I don't know (if you want them to be sung correctly)

Will send:
-Positive messages
-Personalized Happy Birthdays
-Improvised tunes to poems (or songs I don't know)

For an extra 25 points, I will throw in terrible piano. (SERIOUSLY TERRIBLE. There's no quality option here other than absolutely terrible)

Also open to dramatic readings

What I need from you:
Song or dramatic reading?:
What to sing: (title of song or paste lyrics/poem/whatever)
Who to send it to: (username)
Whether you want it sung terribly nor not: (How good do you need it? If dramatic reading, how dramatic?)
75 points: (If the piece is considerably longer than it should really be, this might need to be higher)
Terrible piano?: (yes/no. if yes, send that extra 25 points, yo)
Any particular date you want it to be sent: (especially for birthdays)
Anything else?: (do you want me to say who it's from? Anything else included in the message? Literally anything else that might be important.)

I reserve the right to turn down any song or poem I desire. I will refund you in full if this is the case.
Instead, he said, Brother! I know your hunger.
To this, the Wolf answered, Lo!

-Elena Passarello, Animals Strike Curious Poses

We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.
— T.S. Eliot